Friday, May 27, 2005

Blog Problem

Just To Inform My Friends Who Visits My Blogsite. Due To Some Template Problems. The Alignment Of My Blogsite Has Gone Abit Funny. Everything That Was Supposed To Be On The Side Bar Has Gone Below All My Posts. It's Not Being Deleted. If You Guys Wanna Leave Anything Inside The Tagboard, Please Scroll All The Way Down. Thx Alot.

Thursday, May 26, 2005

A Night Of Soccer Miracles. Liverpool - The Champion Of Europe

No wonder Liverpool walk on with hope in their hearts.
For Rafa Benitez's side completed the most remarkable comeback in the history of European finals to write a glorious new chapter in the club's already rich history.
Carried on the back of Steven Gerrard, their inspirational and defiant captain, Liverpool somehow recovered from a 3-0 half-time deficit with three incredible goals in six breathtaking minutes.
It was simply unbelievable.
But they were not finished there, with Jerzy Dudek producing two amazing late saves in extra-time before denying both Andrea Pirlo and Andriy Shevchenko amid the drama of a penalty shoot-out.
In 1984, they had last won the European Cup on penalties, with Bruce Grobbelaar's wobbly knees and Alan Kennedy's decisive strike.
This time, it was penalties again and Dudek dancing his way to hero status on the line, but that did not even tell half the story of a truly unforgettable night in Istanbul.
Rafa Benitez's side had seemed down and out after Paolo Maldini's first-minute strike was followed by two goals by on-loan Chelsea striker Hernan Crespo.
Many fans were even feeling sorry for themselves, having been harshly denied a penalty for handball at just 1-0 down, only seconds before Crespo's first goal.
However, that was reckoning without a tactical half-time masterstroke by Benitez, the talismanic qualities of Gerrard or the reactions of the often-doubted Dudek.
Given licence to push forward by Dietmar Hamannn's arrival, Gerrard headed his side's first goal on 54 minutes to restore belief and won the penalty for Xabi Alonso's third goal six minutes later.
With Vladimir Smicer having scored in between, Liverpool were now level and Serginho missing from the spot, while Shevchenko and Pirlo were both denied, Liverpool's players danced with unrestrained joy.
And so Anfield has a new crop of legends after surely the most improbable success of their five European crowns.
This was when even Manchester United's dramatic late comeback against Bayern Munich was eclipsed and few had imagined that could ever be possible.
But having confounded the odds to beat Juventus and Chelsea, a Liverpool side that had finished just fifth in the Premiership defied their underdog status once again.
It had all started so differently.
Benitez may have made the bold move of starting with Harry Kewell, but his side were behind after 52 seconds as the anticipated chess match between two supposedly cautious sides was turned on its head.
Pirlo's free-kick was met with a volley by Maldini, which struck the turf but still flew past Dudek, who was seemingly unsighted until the last moment.
Liverpool were stunned and struggled to recover their poise, with Kewell limping off injured amid jeers to be replaced by Smicer.
Still Milan pressed, with Garcia clearing off the line and Shevchenko harshly denied when his 'goal' was ruled offside.
Liverpool were nevertheless also foiled as Garcia turned inside Alessandro Nesta, who looked to have handled the ball, but referee Manuel Gonzalez waved play on.
Within seconds, Milan had scored, with the superb Kaka sending Shevchenko hurtling down the right channel and his cutback teed up Crespo to tap home from close range.
It was a harsh blow, but Milan's class was evident as Kaka played a pass of such exquisite perfection that Jamie Carragher was left stretching in vain as Crespo burst through to score.
It seemed all over. Not to Gerrard, however, and not to those in the Liverpool end who defiantly chanted 'we're going to win 4-3' as the teams re-emerged after the interval.
Few others believed them, but Benitez shifted his side around to near-magical effect at the break.
With Hamann on for Steve Finnan and three changes in a defence that effectively now became a back three, Gerrard was finally given the stage upon which to perform. And how he performed.
Dudek still had to produce a superb save from Shevchenko but Liverpool had an ace up their sleeve in their irreplaceable captain.
From Riise's cross, Gerrard looped a header past Dida before turning to exhort the crowd to follow his lead.
If some were still uncertain, those doubts were blown away when Smicer let fly from 25 yards out and Dida allowed the ball to slip through his grasp inside the far post.
Surely it was not possible? But Gerrard somehow forced his body forward onto Smicer's pass and was clipped on the back of his heels by former Rangers midfielder Gennaro Gattuso. Penalty.
Up stepped Alonso and although Dida flung himself to parry the spot-kick, the Spaniard smashed his follow-up effort into the roof of the net.
Milan rallied again but Liverpool were defiant, with Traore clearing off the line and Carragher producing last-ditch tackles on both Shevchenko and Kaka, while Jaap Stam's header also flew wide.
And so to extra-time, with Djibril Cisse by now on for Baros and Gerrard now effectively at right wing-back as Benitez countered the introduction of winger Serginho.
Even there, Gerrard was still immense, but bodies were being stretched to breaking point at the end of an arduous season, with Carragher playing through the pain barrier.
Liverpool were hanging on, but Dudek rescued his side with two amazing reaction saves from Shevchenko at point-blank range to force penalties.
Liverpool had hardly practised spot-kicks but neither, it seemed, had Serginho, who blazed the first effort way over the bar.
A German - Hamann - was rather more reliable before Dudek denied Pirlo but while Jon Dahl Tomasson scored, Riise's effort was saved by Dida.
Smicer nevertheless struck a superb penalty, setting up Dudek to crown a night of unbelievable drama in Istanbul.
After a 21-year absence, Liverpool are back at the pinnacle of European football. Surely UEFA cannot stop them defending a trophy won with this much drama and determination?

Monday, May 23, 2005

No Silverware For The Red Devils !!!!!!!!!!!!

Jens Lehmann helped Arsenal salvage their season in a 5-4 penalty shoot-out victory against Manchester United after a thrilling FA Cup final finished goalless after extra time.
With the Germany international, who was dropped from the side when Arsenal faced Manchester United in February, saving from Paul Scholes, captain Patrick Vieira was left to inflict the final blow.
It was, in truth, a complete travesty. A sporting robbery of the highest order, with only Lehmann's brilliance and a goal-line clearance from Freddie Ljungberg having kept Arsenal in the game at all.
However, few could begrudge Lehmann his moment in the spotlight, having remained defiant even after paying the price for his early season errors.
His Arsenal future may remain in doubt, but his diving save to deny Scholes was the defining moment of a game which the Gunners finished with 10 men after Jose Antonio Reyes' late dismissal.
The man of the match was nevertheless undeniably Wayne Rooney, who had sparkled throughout and could hardly believe that so many chances went astray or that Lehmann was so inspired.
In contrast, Roy Carroll did not have a single save to make in the first 90 minutes, but Arsenal's survival instincts are well honed. It was just as well.
For rather than kicking Arsenal off the pitch, as Wenger had feared, United had played them off it instead. Just without inflicting the blow which really mattered.
Sir Alex Ferguson's side were distraught. Unsurprisingly so, given that the FA Cup can rarely have been so important to these two clubs amid Chelsea's pre-eminence this season.
Sol Campbell's omission had little effect on Arsenal's defence, but Thierry Henry's absence, allied to Wenger's worries about being outfought in central midfield had distinctly more effect.
With Reyes playing wider than normal, Cesc Fabregas was employed in a central midfield trio, but United still dominated throughout.
Their main dangers came down the flanks, with Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo both stretching Arsenal on countless occasions.
Ronaldo provided the first danger after just five minutes as he crossed invitingly for Scholes only for the midfielder to direct his header tamely over the bar.
Thereafter, both sides remained rather wary of each other. However, the slow-burner finally caught alight just before the half-hour mark as Rooney fizzled spectacularly into life.
His first effort called on Lehmann to produce an excellent reaction save with his outstretched foot and although Rio Ferdinand netted the rebound, he was clearly offside.
Rooney was now on fire. Lehmann tipped his next crisp shot over the bar from Ruud van Nistelrooy's cutback, while another drive was blocked.
The England striker also produced an exquisite first-time volley from Scholes' corner that flew just over the top and was in full stride when brought down by Philippe Senderos on the edge of the area.
In stark contrast, Dennis Bergkamp was outnumbered whenever he got the ball, while Robert Pires was a peripheral figure and Reyes could not be faulted for effort but still lacked an end product.
The interval only temporarily interrupted United's flow and while Ronaldo flashed two efforts just wide, Rooney's audacious near-post effort was just tipped onto the woodwork by Lehmann.
Bergkamp, who is still waiting to hear whether this was the final game of his career, was Arsenal's fall-guy with 25 minutes left, as Wenger brought on Freddie Ljungberg and moved Reyes up front.
It made little immediate difference as United continued to surge forward, with Kolo Toure clearing off the line after Lehmann had flapped at a cross and Vieira blocking Roy Keane's follow-up.
It was almost as if there was a force field around Arsenal's goal.
For when Lehmann strangely left another cross, Van Nistelrooy's header looked goalbound until Ljungberg somehow reacted in time to head the ball onto the underside of the bar.
And so to extra-time - or overtime, if you are Malcolm Glazer.
Seven minutes later, substitute Robin van Persie forced Carroll into his first save of the entire game, tipping a free-kick around the post.
Back came United, but claims of handball against Cole and Toure were turned down, Lehmann pulled off another superb save to deny Scholes and Van Nistelrooy planted a free header over the top.
The Dutchman also missed a back-flick with the goal beckoning, while Lehmann raced out to tackle Ryan Giggs as he raced through.
Reyes and Vieira both came close to a second yellow card as tempers became frayed in the latter stages as the pressure rose and the Spaniard's luck eventually ran out for bringing down Ronaldo.
That reduced Arsenal's penalty-taking options but all of their spot-kicks were confidently struck, with Cole beating his chest in celebration at scoring.
Scholes, meanwhile, was denied by a superb diving save from Lehmann, whose self-belief had finally been rewarded.
Just like Bert Trautman in 1956 a German goalkeeper had emerged as his side's hero.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

A Letter From Teenage

I Was Reading Through Teenage Magazine And I Found A Letter Written From One Guy. Below Are The Details.
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After A Game Of Basketball, I Went To The Loo. A Good-Looking Guy Approached Me And Looked At My Penis While I Was Urinating. I Looked Away When He Displayed His Penis But As I Was Walking Out, He Grabbed Me And Pushed Me Into A Stall. I Thought He Was Going To Beat Me Up. Instead, He Offered To Perform Oral Sex On Me But I Pushed Him Away And Escaped. He Shouted That He Knew Where I Lived And Told Me That Nobody Loved Him. He Offered To Be My Stead. How Can I Help Him?
Since That Day, I Have Started Masturbaing Daily. How Can I Stop This Habit? Please Respond. Thank You. --- Sad Boy[Singapore].

Reply From Teenage,
This Is A Clear Case Of Sexual Molestation. I Had To Edit The Other Things He Offered To Do And Have Done To You, As They Cannot Be Printed Here. I Am Sure He Has Had Gay Relationships Before You Know This Guy Since You Want To Help Him Despite What Happened. If You Are Not Gay, Please Immediately Let This Guy Know The Facts. The Best Way To Help Him Is To Warn Him That Approaching Someone In The Toilet With The View To Solicit Sex Is A Criminal Offence.
Having Set The Record Straight, Mention That There Are Other Wats To Combat Loneliness. He Could Sign Up For A Course, Engage In Martial Arts Or Take Up A Hobby. Stay Away From This Guy; He Obviously Finds You Attractive. Don't Encourage Him. If You Don't Speak Out He May Think You're Interested In Him And He'll Continue To Come On To You. You Coild Help By Telling Him To Seek The Help Of A Counsellor. Leave It At That.
In Future, If This Guy Is Around, Make Sure You Visit The Toilet In The Company Of At Least One Other Guy To Prevent A Repeat Of This Inciden That Has Upset You.
To Stop Masturbating Daily, I Suggest You Don't Spend Too Much Time Alone In Your Bedroom. Do Your Homework In The Living Or Dining Room. Play Games Daily So When You Return Home You'll Be Tired And Less Likely To Stay Awake And Be Tempted To Masturbate.

What The God Damm Fuck Man. Masturbate Everyday. Can Die One Leh.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

The Classic - You People Believe In Fate ?


Just Kinda Bored, So Decided To Once Again Do Some Bo Liao Things. Woke Up On Sunday Morning And Found Out That It Was Raining So I Was Unable To Go For My Lesson. So I Decided To Just Take Out A DVD And Watch. Maybe Due To My Love For This Movie, I Was Unable To Control My Hands And It Took Out My Most Favourite Korea Movie DVD Out. It Was "The Classic".
Actually I Also Dunno Why I Like This Show So So So So So Much. I Remember Myself Watching Umpteen Times Already. Cinema Show I Also Watch, SCV Show I Also Watch, Buy VCD Also Watch, Buy DVD Also Watch. The Show Basically Talks About Fate And Fate And Fate. The Story Begins With College Student Ji-Hae Cleaning House And Stumbling Across A Box Containing An Old Diary And Some Love Letters Belonging To Her Mother. Though Some Of The Letters Are From Her Late Father, Ji-Hae's Interest Is Piqued When She Sees Some Letters Written By A Man Named Joon-ha. The Story Then Jumps Back About Four Decades To Detail The Love Triangle That Formed Between Ji-Hae's Mother Jo-Hee, Her Future Father Tae-su, And Tae-su's Best Friend Chun-ha. Though Jo-Hee Fell In Love With Chun-Ha After A Chance Meeting In The Countryside, She Was Already Betrothed To Tae-Su In An Arranged Marriage.
In The Modern Life, Ji-Hae Also Have Some Love Entanglements Of Herself. Ji-Hae Fell In Love With Her Best Friend, Which Is Su-Kyeong, Boyfriend Sang-Min. Because Of This, Ji-Hae Is Unable To Express Her True Feelings To Sang-Min, Which In The Other Hand. Sang-Min Also Like Ji-Hae. Through A Series Of Incidents, Like Sang-Min Using His Windbreaker And Shelter Ji-Hae To The Place She Wanted To Go. Both Of Them Finally Decided To Express Their Feelings To Each Other And Finally Both Of Them Got Together. But What They Dunno Is That Actually Their Love For Each Other Is Predestined. And Slowly Ji-Hae Will Find Out That Actually Her Love With Sang-Min Is Somehow Connected With Her Mom.
During The End Of The Show, We Will Find Out That Ji-Hae Is The Daughter Of Jo-Hee Which Is Ji-Hae's Mom And Tae-Su Which Is Obviously Her Dad. And Sang-Min, Which Is Actually The Son Of Joon-Ha And Someone Else He Had Married In Their Years. So The Love Between Jo-Hee And Joon-Ha Was Being Given To Their Next Generation Which Is Ji-Hae And Sang-Min. They Are Destined To Continue The Love From The Older Generation.
Now, Does This Really Happen In Our Real Life? This We Never Know. Maybe One Day When You're Getting Married, You Suddenly Realise That Maybe Your Mom Is Your Girlfriend's Dad's Old Lover. In This World, Nothing Is Impossible. Like Love At First Sight, I Actually Don't Really Believe It At First. But When I Get To Know This Someone, I Found Out That Actually It Was Love At First Sight To Me. And What About Fate? Actually I Believed In It. If There's No Fate Between People, We Won't Get To Know Each Other. Fate Doesn't Really Only Apply To Relationships. It Also Does Exist In Friendship. If There Is No Fate Beside Friends, How Can We Get To Know Each Other. Only That Sometimes Fate Applies More Strongly Between Males And Females. Like Somehow Sometimes You Keep Bumping Into The Person That You Like In Any Places Or When Sometimes You Wanna Find This Person, It Will Unconditionally Suddenly Appear Before You. All These Happens Due To Fate Existing. Basically I'm A Person Who Believes In Fate And Definitely Love At First Sight.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Friends And Loved Ones Or Power ?????

Hmmm, Today I Was Watching The Latest Episode Of Naruto Which Was Showing Naruto Fighting Sasuke. Naruto Was Unable To Defeat Sasuke And Bring Him Back To The Village Of Konoha. How Come Will The Best Of Friends Fight Against Each Other And Wanna Take Away Each Other's Life?
It's Because When Sasuke Was Young, He Always Wanted To Be A Top-Class Shinobi Or Ninja. He Idolise His Elder Brother Itachi As He Was A Genius Shinobi Which Was Like Only One In A Thousand Years. But One Day When He Went Home, Sasuke Had The Ultimate Shock Of His Life. His Whole Family Clan Was Killed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Biggest Shock Is That The Person Who Killed The Whole Clan Is His Elder Brother, Uchiha Itachi.
His Brother Killed The Whole Family For Power. Coz In Their Family Clan, If You Are Able To Kill Your Best Friends Or Your Loved Ones, You Will Be Able To Obtain The 3rd Sharingan ( Sharingan Is A Type Of Skill Which Is Able To Let The User Have The Eye Of Insight, Hypnotise And Use A Special Type Of DouJutsu. ) Ok, Now Back To The Main Topic. His Brother Let Sasuke Off Because At That Time, Sasuke Was Not Even Worth Killing To Him.
As Sasuke Slowly Grows Up, He Is Living In A Life Full Of Hatred And Loneliness. A Person Who HAVE To Grow Up To Be An Avenger And Loneliness As All His Family Are Already Not Around. In Order To Gain Power To Seek Revenge, He HAVE To Kill His Best Friend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Now, Imagine Yourself Being Uchiha Sasuke. What Will You Do, What Will Happen To You. Will You Kill Your Loved Ones So That You Will Gain Power And Be Able To Seek Revenge? Or Will You Just Let It Go?
Personally I'll Just Let It Go Because If I Kill My Best Friend So That I'm Able To Gain The Power To Seek Revenge. But The Friends Of My Friend Will Come And Seek Revenge. This Will Be A Neverending Thing. Maybe It's Just A Typical Human Nature For A Person To Seek Revenge Whenever Somebody Have Offended You. It's In Everybody's Blood. But When You Seek Revenge Already, What Will We Get Back? Nothing. Even If We Succeeded In Getting Revenge, All That Will Remain Is Only Emptiness. We Don't Get Back Anything. Nothing Will Ever Change Back. Everything Will Still Remain, Your Family Will Also Not Be Revived.
If You All Got Read My This Blog, Feel Free To Leave Some Comments On It. Thx Alot.

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Favourite Movie Long Time Ago.


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Saturday I Went Out With My Frenz For Dinner. Then After That I Went Home And Switch On The TV. I Was Like Thinking, What Show Is This. How Come Got Andy Lau Lying On The Bed And Alot Of Doctors Are Like Operating On Him. When I Saw Gigi Leung Inside The Show And Suddenly I Remembered The Movie. Full Throttle Sia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Last Time It Was My Favourite Show. I Went To Learn Bike Because Of This Show Lor. Andy Lau Riding The Honda PGM4. Damm Style Sia. Cornering At 200km/h. But It's Not Advisable Coz You See After He Kena The Accident. Wah Lau Eh, Sibei Jialat Leh. But It's Everybody's Dream To Be Able To Race Against The Wind And Defeat The Wind. This Feeling Is So Damm Shiok. Actually I Write This Coz I Got Nothing TO Write So I Just Like Bo Liao Lydat And Write About This Show Lor.

Friday, May 06, 2005

Cursed SEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Quite A Boring Thursday At Camp Lah. Got Quite Alot Of Work To Do. Need To Call People Up To Take OPG As That Time A MotherFucker Keep Giving Us OPGs Until The Machine Broke Down. Stupid Lazy Pu Bor Kia. Still Got Time Got Holland For Holiday. Bloody Monkey Ass Sick Pervert. But Still Not Bad Lah, Jeslin Gave Us A Treat To KFC. But Too Bad I'm Already Full Liao So I Only Ate A Few Nuggets.
During The End Of The Day, Due To The Rain So I Went Home Later. I Went To The Office And Saw Jaslin And Clement There. After That, Joshua Took KFC For Us To Eat. Then I Ate All Of Them Up. Left 3 Pieces And I Ate All 3 Pieces. Damm Shiok Sia. Then On That Time I Also Found Out That Actually Jaslin Must Have Been Orochimaru Disguised As A Girl. LOOK AT THE PICTURE ABOVE LOR! She Left A Set Of Teeth Mark On My ARM!!!!!
NABEI!!!!!!!! SHE LEFT THE CURSED SEAL ON MY ARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANNA BE UCHIHA SASUKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAIN PAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

CL Final - AC Milan Vs Liverpool

Liverpool 1 - 0 Chelsea
( Liverpool Go Through On 1 - 0 Aggreagte )

PSV 3 - 1 Milan
( AC Milan Go Through On 3 - 3 Away Goals Aggregate )

AC Milan Will Meet Liverpool On 25th May At Istanbul.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

NS Buddy Robbed!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Man!!!!!!!!!! On Tuesday Morning, When I Went To Camp. Tiko Yean Told Me Say Zhenrong Kena TOK. Then I Was Thinking "Kena Tok How Much". Then I Ask Tiko Yean Zhenrong Kena Tok How Much. Then He Say "IS HIS HAND KENA TOK BY CHOPPER!". Then I Was Like Blur Liao. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! HAND KENA CHOPPED BY CHOPPER!!!!!! I Was Being Stunned In An Instant.
Then When I Heard The Process Of Zhenrong Kena Robbed. Fucking Funny Sia. He Say Starting The Indian Guy Was Like Asking For Directions. But Zhenrong Fuck Care Him Coz He's An Indian. Then Suddenly The Indian Took Out A Chopper And Hacked His Left Arm. He Was Being Stunned. He Said The Indian Was Like Drunk Coz He Reeked Of Alcohol. Then The Indian Was Like "I'm Gonna Rob You NOW! Take Out Your Handphone!" Zhenrong Passed Him The Handphone And The Stupid God Damm Bloody Fuck Was Zhenrong Still Ask The Indian He Wants His Ipod And Wallet Or Not.
The Shocking Shit Was That The Indian Say DUN WANT! Blur Leh. Simi Lan Jiao. Is That Guy So Desperate Until He Only Wants A Handphone And Not The IPOD. If Me I Surely Take Everything I Can Lor. Brainless Indian.
After That Zhenrong Was Admitted To NUH. Jaslin, Helmi And Me Visited Him On Tuesday Directly After Our Work. See, We So Brothers. Not Like Someone Who Go Teach Tuition And Never Go Visit You Lor. Ok Lah, Take Alot Of Rest Hor. Better Come Back Fast Man. Haven Take ORD PHOTO LEH!

Monday, May 02, 2005

Boat Quay Outing On Saturday Nite

Went To "Rav" At Boat Quay With James, Eddy, Marcus, Dennis And Li Soon At Around 11pm. That Night Was Quite Happening At "RAV" Because I Think It's A ACJC Party Night Or Dunno What Lah. Fucking Alot Of People And Damm Crowded. The Whole Dance Floor Was Full Of People. Dennis Opened A Bottle Of Chivas And 2 Jug Of Beer.
After A While At Around 12am - 1am. Dennis Said He Had Abit Of Headache And He Left First. So It Was Left With The 5 Of Us Already. Then Me And James Was Aiming For The Chivas. WUHAHAHHAHHA!!!!!!! Then We Were Looking At The People Dancing On The Dance Floor Because There Was Alot Of Za Bor Sia. =D~~~~~~. There Was One Girl Wearing White Who Was Wearing A God Damm Fucking Short Pants And The Way She Dance The Ass Keeps Moving. Power Sia.
Then After A While, All Of Us Was Like Having A Drink Too Much Liao. All Sat There And Just Relax Without Drinking. Then At Around 2am Plus, We All Decided To Leave The Place. Before We Left The Place, James, Marcus And Me Ordered Whiskey Drive. It Was My First Time Trying Whiskey Drive. Hey! It Taste Damm Nice Man. I Think Next Time I Go There I'll Order A Jug Of Whiskey Drive Liao. It's Definitely Alot Better Than That Cockshit Vodka Green Tea.
Ok Lah, That's About It Lah. Anything I'll Write Again. By The Way, That Night Was The Chelsea Champions Night.