Posted Back To Suntec Again. Today I'm Tagteaming With My Big Boss. At First I Was Like, " Wah Lau Eh, Tell Her I Wanna Quit Liao Lah Since She's Here Already." Den Suddenly She Ask Me Whether How Or Not, Can Or Not. Den I Answer Her Say Ok Lah, Still Alright. Den She Suddenly Say, " Erm, If You Not Used To It, You Must Give Me 2 Weeks Of Notice Before You Can Quit." Den I Was Like Blur, How Come She Know I Wanna Quit. Den I Say Ok Lor.
This Is My Conversation With My Boss :
Chang : Erm, Actually When I'm Working Here. I'm Still Finding A Job
Boss : Huh~~~~ This Means Actually You're Not Going To Work For Long Here?
Chang : Erm, Maybe Bah. Coz Actually This Job I Don't Find It Suitable For Me Leh. Abit Boring Leh.
Boss : Maybe Starting Is Lydat One, Slowly Slowly Maybe You'll Get Used To It Liao.
Chang : Hmmm, See How Lor. I'll Still Continue To Work First Lor.
Boss : Since If Lydat, Means I Don't Think I'll Put You At The Tampines Branch.
Chang : Orr, Ok.
Siao Boh, I Like At Tiong Bahru Leh. Ask me Go Suntec I Already Err Err Err Liao Leh. Somemore Say Wanna Put Me At Tampines. Siao Boh. Tampines So God Damm Freaking Far. 9pm Knock Off I Tink I 10pm Plus Den Reach Home Leh. After That Our Conversation Continues :
Boss : Actually You're Quite Good Because You Know Abit About Models. At Least Know Abit. Mostly You Fix What?
Chang : Gundam Lor. But I Seldom Paint And Sand. I Mostly Only Draw Outline Coz I'm Lazy.
Boss : Actually You Learn Quite Fast, Is See Whether You Wanna Learn Or Not Only.
Chang : I'll Try Bah.
Boss : Ok Lor, Maybe You'll Just Continue To Work And See How Bah. If You Really Not Used To It Must Gimme 2 Weeks Of Notice First. After The 2 Weeks I'll Calculate Your Salary Out And Give You Your Deserved Pay.
Chang : Orrr, Ok. I'll Definitely Tell You But In The Meantime I'll Just Continue First.
Hmmm, Now I'm Considering Whether To Continue To Work Or Quit Leh. But If Quit Den No Job And No Money Leh. So I Think I'll Continue To Look For Job And At The Meantime Continue To Work There Lor. Actually The Job Is Ok Lah. The Problem Is Abit Boring, Dun Really Get To Sit And Of Course Post Me To Tampines. HUH~~~~~~~~ WHY CANNOT CONTINUE SUNTEC AND MUST ASK ME GO TAMPINES ! ! ! ! So I'll Slowly Think And See How Bah. But They Got Tell Me Say If Post Me To Tampines I'll Get A Pay Increase.
Haiz.......... Now Stress Again. Dunno Wanna Choose What. Somemore When I Go There I Feel Like Smoking Liao. Dun Tell Me My Quit Smoking Campaign Going To Fail Again. I NEED TO DE-STRESS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Now I Know Why ZR Gf Say Stress Wanna Go KTV Liao. Now I Know Why Liao.
Thursday, September 29, 2005
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Second Day At Work
Was Posted To Tiong Bahru Plaza's Branch For The Day. At First I Was Thinking, " Wah Lau Eh, Ho Sae Liao. 12pm - 8pm Nia And Somemore Walking Distance. Can Save Train Money Also." When I Reach There, WAH LAU EH. Both The Boss And The In-Charge Also There. At First I Was Thinking, " Ok Lah, The Boss Are Quite Good."
After Awhile, Sian Leh. Was Starting To Get More And More Bored. Coz It's At The 5th Floor So There Wasn't Much Customers Around. And I Don't Really Have Much Things To Talk To The In-Charge There Cuz We Don't Have Much In Common. Somemore We Got Abit Of Generation Gap. So When There Is No Customers, The Shop Is Just Like A Fucking Ghost Shop. Somemore I Whole Day Didn't Get To Sit. Even Eat Dinner Also Standing One. Knn, Sibei Tired. Work For 2 Days Both Don't Really Get To Sit.
After Much Thinking, I'm Feeling That I Wanna Quit Liao. Den I Ask A Few Of My Frenz Lah. All Also Ask Me To Quit. Wah Lau Eh, 1 Week Work 6 Days. Weekends No Off, Must Work. Den My Pay Only $1050, After Deduct CPF Left $800 Plus Nia. Simi Lan Jiao. Sibei Boh Hua Leh. So I Tink I Wanna Quit Lah. But I Will Go Find A New Job First Before I Quit. But I Also Abit Paiseh To Say I Don't Wanna Work Liao Coz I Only Started Working For 2 Days Nia Leh. Dunno How To Say Leh.
Haizzzzz, Tml Still Must Go To Work. Lydat I Got Money Also No Life To Sian My Dreamger Liao. Damm Tired, My Legs Are Aching. From 12pm Till Knockoff Didn't Get To Sit. Anything I'll Update Again.
After Awhile, Sian Leh. Was Starting To Get More And More Bored. Coz It's At The 5th Floor So There Wasn't Much Customers Around. And I Don't Really Have Much Things To Talk To The In-Charge There Cuz We Don't Have Much In Common. Somemore We Got Abit Of Generation Gap. So When There Is No Customers, The Shop Is Just Like A Fucking Ghost Shop. Somemore I Whole Day Didn't Get To Sit. Even Eat Dinner Also Standing One. Knn, Sibei Tired. Work For 2 Days Both Don't Really Get To Sit.
After Much Thinking, I'm Feeling That I Wanna Quit Liao. Den I Ask A Few Of My Frenz Lah. All Also Ask Me To Quit. Wah Lau Eh, 1 Week Work 6 Days. Weekends No Off, Must Work. Den My Pay Only $1050, After Deduct CPF Left $800 Plus Nia. Simi Lan Jiao. Sibei Boh Hua Leh. So I Tink I Wanna Quit Lah. But I Will Go Find A New Job First Before I Quit. But I Also Abit Paiseh To Say I Don't Wanna Work Liao Coz I Only Started Working For 2 Days Nia Leh. Dunno How To Say Leh.
Haizzzzz, Tml Still Must Go To Work. Lydat I Got Money Also No Life To Sian My Dreamger Liao. Damm Tired, My Legs Are Aching. From 12pm Till Knockoff Didn't Get To Sit. Anything I'll Update Again.
First Day Of Work
Went To Suntec City's Hobby Point For My First Day Of Work. When I Went There, He Ask Me To Get Used To The Place And Take A Look Around To Be Familiar With What Models Placed At Where And This And That. After That He Tell Me All The Prices Of The Paints, TopCoats, UnderCoats. Then After That He Teach Me How To Use The Cashier, Nets And The Credit Card Machine. I'm Quite Surprised That He Teach Me How To Use The Cashier And Let Me Touch The Cashier Also. Mostly First Day People Don't Let Newcomers Touch The Cashier.
Starting Is Sibei Jialat, From 12pm To 2pm. Knn, The Place Don't Have People One. I Think Only Got Ghost Nia, Quiet Until Like Fuck. Lydat Still Nvm, The Fucking Shop Boh Radio One. Wah Lau Eh. Boh Radio, Boh mp3, Boh CD Player. Simi Lan Jiao Also Dun Have. Can Go Crazy Leh. But The In-Charge Is Quite A Nice Guy Lah. Can Talk Talk. But He's Abit Soft-Spoken Lor. But He's Damm Power In Fixing Models And Spraying Paint. He Say That Time I Blur. Damm Power.
After That At Around 9pm Which Is My KnockOff Time. I Went To Clementi And Met Up Zhenrong And Eddy For Supper. Damm Hungry Coz Suntec Food Expensive, Must Save Money. Haven Get First Pay Yet Leh. Must Save First Until Get First Pay Den Got Money. Den We Meet Up And Talk Cock For A While Coz Eddy Also ORDing Soon Liao. He Now Finding Job Also. Finally All Of Us Reaching The Stage Of Working And Not Slacking Liao. It's Another Stage Of Our Life Liao. Farewell To The Slacking Life.
Starting Is Sibei Jialat, From 12pm To 2pm. Knn, The Place Don't Have People One. I Think Only Got Ghost Nia, Quiet Until Like Fuck. Lydat Still Nvm, The Fucking Shop Boh Radio One. Wah Lau Eh. Boh Radio, Boh mp3, Boh CD Player. Simi Lan Jiao Also Dun Have. Can Go Crazy Leh. But The In-Charge Is Quite A Nice Guy Lah. Can Talk Talk. But He's Abit Soft-Spoken Lor. But He's Damm Power In Fixing Models And Spraying Paint. He Say That Time I Blur. Damm Power.
After That At Around 9pm Which Is My KnockOff Time. I Went To Clementi And Met Up Zhenrong And Eddy For Supper. Damm Hungry Coz Suntec Food Expensive, Must Save Money. Haven Get First Pay Yet Leh. Must Save First Until Get First Pay Den Got Money. Den We Meet Up And Talk Cock For A While Coz Eddy Also ORDing Soon Liao. He Now Finding Job Also. Finally All Of Us Reaching The Stage Of Working And Not Slacking Liao. It's Another Stage Of Our Life Liao. Farewell To The Slacking Life.
Sunday, September 25, 2005
So Called Last Outing Before I Start Work
Went To Mohammad Sultan To Watch Soccer With Lionel. Went To Bar-Celona To Watch Birmingham Vs Liverpool. Please Read Properly, It's Bar-Celona And Not Barcelona. Starting We Watched The Match, We Were Kind Of Getting Quite Bored Of The Match. Nothing Exciting, Just Passing Here And There. And Birmingham Is Like In The Upper Hand. Den We Talk Cock Also.
Den When The 2nd Half Started, The Match Got More Exciting Liao. Liverpool Was Like Chionging More Liao And Not Dunno Playing What Lan Jiao Shit. Den Suddenly Luis Garcia Scored ! ! ! ! ! You Can See That Almost All The People Watching There Supports Liverpool And Not Birmingham. Coz When Luis Garcia Scores, The GOAL ! ! ! ! ! Was Damm Loud. Den It was Like Ho Sae Liao. Finally A Win For The European Champions. Den Suddenly An Own Goal By Stephen Warnock Gives Birmingham The Equaliser. Lydat Still Nvm, After Awhile, Walter Pandiani Scores. Den You Can Hear Alot People Which Plus Me Also Shouting "SIMI LAN JIAO ! ", "WHAT THE FUCK !". Den After Dat Was Like Gone Liao. Dat's It For Liverpool. but Who Knows Liverpool Was Given A Penalty And Djbrill Cisse Scores To Give Liverpool The Equaliser. Den After That Liverpool Got 2 Shots Cleared Off The Line By Birmingham. This Is What I Call SUAY ! After That The Match Ended In A 2 - 2 Draw.
After That We Decided To Go Orchard And Find Weihao AKA Pu Bor Hao Or Chee Hong Hao Because He Nv Go Watch Soccer With Us Because He Go Meet An Internet Friend Which Is A Za Bor. Den He Was Like A Fucking Clown. He's At HMV Waiting For His Net Fren From 8pm And When We Reached There It Was Like 10:20pm Liao. He's Still Sitting There Waiting. What The Fuck Sia ! ! ! I Told Him He Kena Li Siao By People Liao He Still Say He Wanna Wait. He Say He Tell The Ger He Will Wait Until 12 Midnite. Simi Lan Jiao ! ! ! ! This God Damm Fucker Must Be So Desperate For Gers Until Go Fucking Crazy Liao. Den After Dat We Finally Convinced Him To Go KTV With Us.
At First We Went To PartyWorld, But Must Wait Till 11pm So We Decided To Just Cross The Road Over To Cineleisure And Go K-Box Instead. Den That Pu Bor Hao Say Go 4th Storey One Coz He Wanna Go Talk To The Ger That We Know Last Time. ( Remember That Time I Say We Know A Ger From K-Box? That's The One ). Dat Fucker Is Really A Damm Chee Hong. Keep Wanna Go Talk To Her And Fuck Care Us. Lydat Nvm, When The Ger Came In To Ask Us Want Any FingerFood Or Not, Dat Fucker Go Order And Den In The End We Are The Ones Paying. Really Is A Fucking Chee Hong Bastard.
This Is The First Time I Went To KTV In A No Jay Song. All Of Us Never Sing Jay Chou Songs. As Usual Lah, I'm Always The One Who's Singing The 5566 Songs. Somemore K-Box Got Their New Song, [ 好久不见 ]. But They Dun Have [ 白色花漾 ]. Think Sooner Or Later Have Liao. Den Of Coz The Usual Songs Like [ 原点 ], [ 永不放弃 ], [ 守候 ], [ 我难过 ] And [ 存在 ]. Den After That, We Started To Sing Some Old Favourites Like [ 爱我的人和我爱的人 ] Which Is My All-Time Favourite. Everytime Go KTV Must Sing One. Still Got [ 当你孤单你会想起谁 ], [ 心有独钟 ] And [ 甘心替代你 ].
Den After Dat It's All The ZhangXinZhe Again. As I Said The Last Time, The Same Comments From My Frenz. Cannot Pull The Voice Still Whole Day Wanna Sing Zhang Xin Zhe. LAN JIAO LOR ! AS IF I CARE ! The Ones Suffering Are Them, Not Me What. I'm Enjoying ! ! ! ! ! WuHaHaHaHaHa ! ! ! ! ! Then Of Coz Sing HuangYiDa's Songs Like [ 臭男人 ], [ 那女孩对我说 ], [ 一秒的安慰 ], [ 专属密码 ] And [ 显微镜下的爱情 ]. But K-Box Dun Have Some Of The Songs That PartyWorld Have Like Sweety's [ 彩虹眼泪 ]. Both KTVs Also Dun Have Jay's [ 一路向北 ] Also.
After That At Around 1:30am We Left K-Box. Sian Sia. Thinking Of One More Day Need To Go Work Liao. And With That Kind Of Half-Fuck Working Hrs Of 12pm - 9pm, Next Time How To Jio Frenz To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh. Somemore One Week Only Got One Weekday Off And Weekend Must Work. Lydat Where Got Chance To Ask My All-Time Favourite Dreamger To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Den When The 2nd Half Started, The Match Got More Exciting Liao. Liverpool Was Like Chionging More Liao And Not Dunno Playing What Lan Jiao Shit. Den Suddenly Luis Garcia Scored ! ! ! ! ! You Can See That Almost All The People Watching There Supports Liverpool And Not Birmingham. Coz When Luis Garcia Scores, The GOAL ! ! ! ! ! Was Damm Loud. Den It was Like Ho Sae Liao. Finally A Win For The European Champions. Den Suddenly An Own Goal By Stephen Warnock Gives Birmingham The Equaliser. Lydat Still Nvm, After Awhile, Walter Pandiani Scores. Den You Can Hear Alot People Which Plus Me Also Shouting "SIMI LAN JIAO ! ", "WHAT THE FUCK !". Den After Dat Was Like Gone Liao. Dat's It For Liverpool. but Who Knows Liverpool Was Given A Penalty And Djbrill Cisse Scores To Give Liverpool The Equaliser. Den After That Liverpool Got 2 Shots Cleared Off The Line By Birmingham. This Is What I Call SUAY ! After That The Match Ended In A 2 - 2 Draw.
After That We Decided To Go Orchard And Find Weihao AKA Pu Bor Hao Or Chee Hong Hao Because He Nv Go Watch Soccer With Us Because He Go Meet An Internet Friend Which Is A Za Bor. Den He Was Like A Fucking Clown. He's At HMV Waiting For His Net Fren From 8pm And When We Reached There It Was Like 10:20pm Liao. He's Still Sitting There Waiting. What The Fuck Sia ! ! ! I Told Him He Kena Li Siao By People Liao He Still Say He Wanna Wait. He Say He Tell The Ger He Will Wait Until 12 Midnite. Simi Lan Jiao ! ! ! ! This God Damm Fucker Must Be So Desperate For Gers Until Go Fucking Crazy Liao. Den After Dat We Finally Convinced Him To Go KTV With Us.
At First We Went To PartyWorld, But Must Wait Till 11pm So We Decided To Just Cross The Road Over To Cineleisure And Go K-Box Instead. Den That Pu Bor Hao Say Go 4th Storey One Coz He Wanna Go Talk To The Ger That We Know Last Time. ( Remember That Time I Say We Know A Ger From K-Box? That's The One ). Dat Fucker Is Really A Damm Chee Hong. Keep Wanna Go Talk To Her And Fuck Care Us. Lydat Nvm, When The Ger Came In To Ask Us Want Any FingerFood Or Not, Dat Fucker Go Order And Den In The End We Are The Ones Paying. Really Is A Fucking Chee Hong Bastard.
This Is The First Time I Went To KTV In A No Jay Song. All Of Us Never Sing Jay Chou Songs. As Usual Lah, I'm Always The One Who's Singing The 5566 Songs. Somemore K-Box Got Their New Song, [ 好久不见 ]. But They Dun Have [ 白色花漾 ]. Think Sooner Or Later Have Liao. Den Of Coz The Usual Songs Like [ 原点 ], [ 永不放弃 ], [ 守候 ], [ 我难过 ] And [ 存在 ]. Den After That, We Started To Sing Some Old Favourites Like [ 爱我的人和我爱的人 ] Which Is My All-Time Favourite. Everytime Go KTV Must Sing One. Still Got [ 当你孤单你会想起谁 ], [ 心有独钟 ] And [ 甘心替代你 ].
Den After Dat It's All The ZhangXinZhe Again. As I Said The Last Time, The Same Comments From My Frenz. Cannot Pull The Voice Still Whole Day Wanna Sing Zhang Xin Zhe. LAN JIAO LOR ! AS IF I CARE ! The Ones Suffering Are Them, Not Me What. I'm Enjoying ! ! ! ! ! WuHaHaHaHaHa ! ! ! ! ! Then Of Coz Sing HuangYiDa's Songs Like [ 臭男人 ], [ 那女孩对我说 ], [ 一秒的安慰 ], [ 专属密码 ] And [ 显微镜下的爱情 ]. But K-Box Dun Have Some Of The Songs That PartyWorld Have Like Sweety's [ 彩虹眼泪 ]. Both KTVs Also Dun Have Jay's [ 一路向北 ] Also.
After That At Around 1:30am We Left K-Box. Sian Sia. Thinking Of One More Day Need To Go Work Liao. And With That Kind Of Half-Fuck Working Hrs Of 12pm - 9pm, Next Time How To Jio Frenz To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh. Somemore One Week Only Got One Weekday Off And Weekend Must Work. Lydat Where Got Chance To Ask My All-Time Favourite Dreamger To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Things Not To Do When Having Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. - Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the Ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. - Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING. - You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. - Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. - Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them >>gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending >>they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. - Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. - A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. - Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. - Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. - Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. >
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. - Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. - Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. - Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. - Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. - You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay, elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. - Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. - A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST. - When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool, she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD. - If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON. - Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. - It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. - You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. - Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. - Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. - Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. - Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. - In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. - Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let >>her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. - This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES. - When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. - Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a nono.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. - There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. - If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. - Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.- It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. - Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY. - It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. - You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER. - Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER. - Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
1) NOT KISSING FIRST. - Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the Ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. - Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING. - You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. - Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES. - Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them >>gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending >>they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. - Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. - A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. - Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. - Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. - Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. >
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. - Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. - Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. - Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. - Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. - You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay, elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. - Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. - A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.
18) GOING TOO FAST. - When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool, she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD. - If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON. - Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. - It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. - You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. - Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. - Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. - Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. - Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. - In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. - Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let >>her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. - This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES. - When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. - Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a nono.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. - There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. - If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. - Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.- It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. - Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY. - It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. - You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER. - Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER. - Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Thing About Me
Saw It On Nili's Blog Den I Also Do Lah. Arbo All My Frenz Dunno Me. Knn. =X
List three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know :
List three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know :
- I'm Gay
- I Like Women That Are Like 2 - 3 Yrs Old Older Den Me
- I'm An ITE Student Which Doesn't Know How To Play Pool And Billard
7 Things That Scare Me :
- The Dark
- KA ZUA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- Flying KA ZUA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- Looking Into The Mirror In The Dark
- No More Soccer In SCV
- Computer Spoil Den Must Reinstall ALL THE SHIT
- TV SPOIL
7 Things I Like The Most :
- 5566 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
- My Captain Tsubasa Comics
- My Super Robot Wars Collections
- Go KTV
- Go Drinking Until KO
- My Bao Bei PS2
- My Dreamger
7 Important Things In My Room :
- My Spiderman
- My Frog Pillow
- My PS2
- My Computer
- My PDA
- My SCV
- My Tv
7 Random Facts About Me
- 170cm
- Serious Problem Of jealousy
- Bad Tempered
- Someone Who Don't Dare To Speed
- Got A1 For My Maths
- Sibei Lazy
- Can Sleep For More Den 24hrs
7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die :
- Earn Alot For My Family And Give Them A Good Life
- Go Japan ( It's Like A Dream To Me Coz Very Expensive )
- Can Sing Till Damm Nice
- Slim Down And Not Become Buikia
- Burn All My SRW Collection With Me
- Name My Kids ( If I Have Any Lah ) With 5566 Member Names Like, Huang XieZhi, Huang RenFu, Huang ShaoWei.
- Know How To Play Guitar And Bass.
7 Celeb Crushes [ Celeb Crushes ? Means Like Alot ? Can Put Guys ? I'm Gay ] :
- Son Ye-Jin [ Dreamger Look ]
- Sun Xie Zhi [ I'M GAY ! ! ! ]
- Matsu Takako [ Super Sweet Look ]
- Jia Jing Wen [ EYES BIG BIG ]
- Wang ShaoWei [ Love Him As Xu ZiQian ]
- The Long Hair Ger From Sweety [ Cute Looks But Dun Like The High Pitch Voice ]
- Zhang XinZhe [ I'll Definitely Fall In Love With Him Becoz Of His Singing Voice And Songs ]
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Farewell To My Freedom
Just Went To An Interview For A Job. Got The Job Already. Gonna Start Work Next Monday. Working At Hobby Point At Suntec 3rd Floor. Working Daily From 12pm - 9pm. 6 Day-Week. Can Choose An Off Day On A Weekday And Not A Weekend. Means My Saturday And Sunday Is No Freedom Day Liao.
The Salary Of The Job Is $1050 + Commission. Means My Take Home Pay Is Like Only $800+ Nia. Although It's Like Double Of My NS Pay Last Time But The Life Now Seems To Need More Cash Liao. I Wonder Whether This $800 Plus Is Enough For Me Or Not Leh. But The Boss Say Around After 3 months My Base Pay Will Increase To $1200. Den The Commission The Boss Say Mostly Is Minimum $100 Lor. He Say The Commission Is Based On The Sales Of The Branch For The Month And Not Personal Sales. He Say This Kinda Of Time Somemore Near School Holidays The Sales Will Go Up So The Commission Will Be Higher.So I Must Say Farewell To My Chionging Life Liao. Cannot Happy Happy Go Chiong,
Cannot Happy Happy Go Those 6pm KTV Singing Session Liao. But Still Got One Weekday Off Lah. But Weekend Lydat Kena Burn Away Liao. Haiz.......... Lydat How To Got Time Go Sian My Dreamger. Lydat Become Got Money No Time Liao. Wah Lau Eh. Aiya, But Now Think For My Wallet And Bank First Lah.
The Salary Of The Job Is $1050 + Commission. Means My Take Home Pay Is Like Only $800+ Nia. Although It's Like Double Of My NS Pay Last Time But The Life Now Seems To Need More Cash Liao. I Wonder Whether This $800 Plus Is Enough For Me Or Not Leh. But The Boss Say Around After 3 months My Base Pay Will Increase To $1200. Den The Commission The Boss Say Mostly Is Minimum $100 Lor. He Say The Commission Is Based On The Sales Of The Branch For The Month And Not Personal Sales. He Say This Kinda Of Time Somemore Near School Holidays The Sales Will Go Up So The Commission Will Be Higher.So I Must Say Farewell To My Chionging Life Liao. Cannot Happy Happy Go Chiong,
Cannot Happy Happy Go Those 6pm KTV Singing Session Liao. But Still Got One Weekday Off Lah. But Weekend Lydat Kena Burn Away Liao. Haiz.......... Lydat How To Got Time Go Sian My Dreamger. Lydat Become Got Money No Time Liao. Wah Lau Eh. Aiya, But Now Think For My Wallet And Bank First Lah.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
KTV Nite Plus Devils Bar Nite
Brainless Idiot Who Guai Lan With The Referee Den Dio Sent OffHad A Long Night On Wednesday. At First Met Up With Weihao At Somerset MRT Coz We Met Up To Go Orchard's PartyWorld. As Usual Lah. Johnston Is The Cockster Lah, He's FOREVER LATE. Everytime We Meetup, He's Never Early And Always Late. Dunno Why I Can Get To Know This Cockster Since Primary School. Guess This Is Fate Bah. He Will Be Late For At Least 30mins. Yesterday He Said Meet Up At 10pm But Den He 11pm Den Reach. U All Know Why Or Not, Coz He Say HP No Batt, Go Home Change Batt. Bloody Hell Sia. Cannot Bring Extra Batt Out Like Me Meh. Stupid Cockster.
After That We Went To Partyworld Together Coz I Got Those Free 4hr Coupon Mah, So Just Use It Lor. Just Like Everytime, We Sang The Usual Songs. But This Time Different, No Jay Songs, No Tong Hua And No 5566. Also Dunno Why. But We Sang Alot Of Zhang XinZhe. Becoz I Ki Siao. I Go In, I Press And Press And Press. So They Bo Bian, Must Sing With Me. And Say The Truth Lah, We Sang Like Killing Pigs. Becoz ZhangXinZhe Songs Damm Difficult To Sing. Normal Sing Already High Pitch Liao, Den His Songs The Chorus EVERYTIME PULL UNTIL SO HIGH ! Wah Lau Eh, Everytime Reach That Part, We Feel That If There's Anybody We Dun Know Listening To It. They'll Immediately Find Earplugs And Run Towards The Exit Using The Fastest Speed They Can.
The Best Thing Is Damm Cock Leh. Even Though We Use The Free 4Hr Coupon Which Means The Room Is Free. When Our Bill Come, It Still Hit $90! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK SIA ! ! ! Den When I Look At The Receipt, I Realise IT WAS ALL A GIMMICK ! ! ! ! Usually We Go For The Room Which Is $65 Which Consists Of 4 Drinks, Titbits And The Fruits. Den When I Look At The Bill, Wah Lau Eh. The Room There Put Free, But The Fruits Cost $13, Titbits Cost $7. We Ordered 5 Drinks Which Add Together Of $40. Den Because We Thought Room Free Den Should Be Quite Cheap Mah, Den We Ass Itchy Go And Order 1 Plate Of Nuggets Which Costs $8 And 2 Plate Of Fries Which Cost Together $8 Also. Den Plus Service Charges All Those, In The End Hit $90. If Lydat The Difference Is Not Much Lor. But Mostly Is Ourselves Lah, Ass Itchy Go Order So Many Thing.
After That The 3 Of Us Decided To Go To Devils Bar And Watch The Champions League Matches Coz Johnston Can Sign Us In Without Paying Any Entry Fees. When We Went In, WAH LAU ! SIBEI ZUAY ZA BOR ! BLURZ ! ! ! ! ! ! Den When I Went In, I Saw This Dam Damm Chio Ger Who Looks Abit Drunk Because Her Face Is Those Typically Blur Face Liao. Den Got 2 Guys Helped Her Out. If Those 2 Guys Are Not Her Frenz, I Tink Erm Dun Need To Say More Lah. Even If Those 2 Are Her Frenz, There's Not Guarantee Nothing Will Happen To Her Also Coz She's JUST DAMM CHIO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Den After That Still Got Alot Of Gers Coming In And Out. Lucky We Chose The Correct Place To Sit Which We Can See EVERYBODY Walk Past Us. My Eyes Were So Busy Watching Both The Matches And The GERS ! ! ! HEH HEH HEH ! ! ! ! DAMM TIKO SIA ! ! ! !
We Stayed Till The Matches Ended And We Stayed To Watch The Highlights Of The Other Matches. At Around 6am, It Was Closing Time For Devils Bar And We Got Ready To Go Home Liao. Quite Shiok Also Coz Got Sing Until So Shiok, Watched Exciting Soccer Matches And OF COZ SAW ALOT OF ZA BORS ! ! ! ! ! ! Especially Dat Super Chio Ger ! The Best When No Midnite Charge When We Took Cab Home Coz It's Already Morning.
After That Reached Home Liao, Whole Body Smell Of Smoke. Although Last Time I'm A Smoker And No More Now Lah. By Right I Shouldn't Mind The Smoke Smell On My Body But It Was Juz TOO HEAVY Liao. When I Was Bathing At Home, I Juz Soak All The Clothes Inside A Pail Of Soap Water So That The Smell Wun Be So Heavy When Washing It. But The Smoke Smell Filled Up The Air Of The Toilet Which My Mom Kao Bei Kao Bu About It.
Ok Lah, That's About All Lah. Below I'll Post All The Scores Of The Matches On The Past 2 Champions League Days.
Wednesday
Arsenal 2 - 1 FC Thun
Benfica 1 - 0 Lilie
Villarreal 0 - 0 Man Utd
Udinese 3 - 0 Panathinakos
Brugge 1 - 2 Juventus
Rapid Vienna 0 - 1 Bayern Munich
Sparta Prague 1 - 1 Ajax
Werder Bremen 0 - 2 Barcelona
Tuesday
Milan 3 - 1 Fenerbache
Artmedia 0 - 1 Inter
Chelsea 1 - 0 Anderlecht
Lyon 3 - 0 Real Madrid
Oylmpiakos 1 - 3 Rosenborg
PSV 1 - 0 Shalke04
Rangers 3 - 2 Porto
Real Betis 1 - 2 Liverpool
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Initial D For The PSP
On My Goodness ! ! ! PSP Is Releasing Initial D Also. It's Just The Same As The Arcade Except It's The Portable Version. Somemore The PSP Version Can Play 2 Player. Not Like The PS2 Version Can Only Play One Player So Boring.
Wah Lau Eh, Sibei Tempted Liao. Dunno Wanna Buy PSP Or Not. Maybe The Initial D Not So Power. If PSP Come Out SRW. MAI TU LIAO ! CHIONG DOWN AND BUY LIAO !
Monday, September 12, 2005
Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children Released
This Are The Pictures Of Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children.
The Above Shown Is The Limited Edition. Pictures Taken From Gamescore.
You Dun See Lydat. This Thing Cost $500 + ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But A Super Fan Will Pay Anything For These Superb Set Of Collection Of Final Fantasy Item.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
One More Chance
Went To Watch "One More Chance" With My Frenz On Saturday Night. The Show Talks Around 3 Guys, You Huang, Ah Hui And Ah Guang. 3 Of Them Are Convicts. They Are Imprisoned For Like 7 Or 10 Years. Can't Really Remember It.
Starting The Show Talks About Their Life In Prison. I Didn't Know Prison Now So High-Tech Nia. It's Not Those MetalCage Type Door Liao. It's Those Electrical Operated Slide Door. Then The Jail Room Looks So Nice One. Looks Even Better Than My Own Room. It Says About Their Life Inside And What They Do.
After That It Says When Their Released, The Changes In Their Life. Wu Huang Which Is Acted By Mark Lee, He Went Home. Starting It Was Alright For Him. The Daughter Kind Of Accepted Him And The Girlfriend Is Still With Him. But Actually The Girlfriend Already Had A Lover Outside Liao. There's Nothing Wrong By The Way Coz They Are Shotgun But Not Married Yet. Den After That, It Shows He's Like Being Pointed Fingers By Kids As He Was An Ex-Convict And The Kids Keep Making Fun Of His Daughter In School. After That, He Had Alot Of Difficulties In Finding A Job To Survive.
Ah Guang Which Is Acted By Chen JianBin, He Also Went Home With His Girlfriend. The Girlfriend Doesn't Mind Anything. But The Problem With Them Is Both Of Them Are Complusive Gamblers. Ah Guang Say He Decided To Quit Gambling Liao. But One Day, He Found Out That He Is Having Good Luck. So He Decided That Since He's Having Good Luck, He Should Go Try Out His Luck By Going To The Gambling Den. But Who Knows Once He Gamble He Cannot Stop And Owe Loansharks Money. In The End, Due To Alot Of Trouble, He Had To Go Back Again.
Ah Hui Who Is Acted By Hui Ge, Abit Jialat. He Go To Those Old Folks Home To Visit His Mom And Found Out That His Mom Had Cancer And Is Dying Soon. His Elder Brother Has Hit It Rich And Sever All Ties With Him. There Isn't Much To Talk About His Part.
After I Watch The Movie, What I Wanna Say Is That Yah, When We Hire People Or We See People Who Are Ex-Convicts, Surely We Will Like Increase Our Defence Against Them. This Is Human Nature. Like 2 Guys Come For An Interview In Your Company. One Of Them Is An Ex-Convict Who Maybe Have 10 Years Of Experience And Another Guy Is A Newbie Who Doesn't Have Any Experience. Say The Truth Lah, I'll Go For The Newbie Instead Of The Ex-Convict. Reason? Because He In An Ex-Convict And Nothing Else.
Sometimes When We See Those Ex-Convicts Go Back To Jail Again, We Will Say That Those People After Coming Out, They Still Don't Change And Still Make The Same Mistakes And Ending Up Going Back To Jail Again. We Shouldn't Say This Because Why Would They Do All These Again? It's Because Of US! It's Not That They Don't Wanna Change. It's The Society Outside Which Doesn't Give Them A Chance Which In The End Forces Them To Do The Things That They Did Last Time In Order To Survive. We Shouldn't Use That Kinda View To Look At Them. Not All Ex-Convicts Commited Serious Crimes Like Robbing, Murder, Arson Or Raping Rite. Some Of Them Maybe Are Caught For Not So Serious Things Like Stealing, Got Into Fights Or Sometimes More Suay, Those Freaking Matas Never Go Investigate Properly Then Catch Wrong Person.
So What I Think Is That, Everybody Should Be Given A Chance. Once Their Released, They Should Be Treated Equal And Should Be Given A New Life. We Shouldn't Treat Them Differently. Although I'm Saying This, but I Doubt I'm Able To Do It Also. So Actually Like I've Said Before, It's The Society Outside Which Is Killing Us, And Not Us Killing Ourselves. I Recommend All Singaporeans To Go Watch This Movie Because In My View. Almost All Singaporeans Are Damm Chee Bye Bastards Who All Have "DogEyes".
So If An Ex-Convict Who Has Changed And Realise His Mistake Already. Seriously I Don't Mind Being A Friend Of Him Or Hiring Someone Who Is An Ex-Convict.
Friday, September 09, 2005
Northern Ireland 1 - 0 England
England Formation On The Match [ 4 - 3 - 3 ]
[ GK ]Paul Robinson
[RB]Luke Young [CB]Jamie Carragher [CB]Rio Ferdinand [LB]Ashley Cole
[DMC]David Beckham ( Captain )
[MC]Steven Gerrard [MC]Frank Lampard
[AMR]Shawn Wright-Philips [AML]Wayne Rooney
[SC]Michael Owen
Ok, Above There Is The New Formation Used By Sven-Goran Eriksson. He Has Changed His Standard 4-4-2 To This Either 4-3-3 Or 4-5-1. This Formation Doesn't Really Suit This England Team. It Doesn't Affect The Defenders Before It's Still The Standard Back 4. But From The Defenders Onwards, All The Troubles Come.
Firstly I'll Talk About David Beckham. As The Captain, He Is An Influencial Player. Sometimes His Tireless Performance Does Increase The Morale Of The Team. But Given The Midfield Anchorman Role, He Can't Perform. It's Because Firstly, He's Not An Aggressive Hard-Tackler Like Roy Keane, Patrick Vieira, Gennaro Gattuso Or Claude Makelele. Secondly, He Doesn't Have The Defensive Qualities Of A Midfield Anchorman. Thirdly, Yes. He Is Able To Deliver Pinpoint Crosses. But That Is When He Is A Winger And Not A Central Midfielder. Although He Can Deliver Very Accurate Passes, But In The Centre And As A Right-Footer. Mostly He Is Only Able To Pass To Either Flank Of Shaun Wright-Philips Or Wayne Rooney.
Now I'll Talk About The Central Pairing Of Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard. Say The Truth, Both Of Them Are One Of The Best Midfield Pairing In The World. There Isn't Much Mistake By The Both Of Them In The Match. But Due To David Beckham Who Keeps Giving All The Long Passes To Shaun Wright-Philips. Both Of Them Are Mostly Chasing The Balls Instead Of Holding The Balls And Using Their Superb Long Shots. So There's Not Much Performance From The Both Of Them.
Now I'll Talk About The Wingers Shaun Wright-Philips And Wayne Rooney. Shaun Wright-Philips Is Still Ok With His Performance As It's His Most Used Position In Chelsea And Manchester City. He's Still Performing With His Killer Pace And His Cut Back Passes. But His Performance Is Far From Satisfactory. Wayne Rooney On The Left Wing Is Far From Impressive. Due To Him On The Left Flank, He Is Not Able To Run Towards The Defenders And Make Any Shots. And He's Fustrated As He Is Given Alot Of Defensive Responsibilites On The Flank And Also Due To His Bad Temper. He's Given A Yellow Card During The Game And Is Seen To Push Away His Captain David Beckham When He's Talking To Him.
Lastly I'll Talk About Their Lone Striker Michael Owen. Actually Michael Owen Doesn't Have Any Problems Given The Lone Striking Role. But He Is Not Able To React To David Beckham's Crosses Due To His Height And He Is Not Feed With Pinpoint Through Passes From Former Liverpool Team-Mate Steven Gerrard And Frank Lampard So He's Not Able To Perform His Fast Paced Dribbling And Superb Finishing Skills. So His Overall Performance Is Far From Satisfactory.
From The Newspaper Today, They Gave England A New Name After The Match Against Northern Ireland.
[ E ] - Embarassing
[ N ] - Nonsense
[ G ] - Gloomy
[ L ] - Lacklustre
[ A ] - Awful
[ N ] - Nought
[ D ] - Disaster
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Prince Turns To Frog OST / 王子变青蛙电视原声带
Since Channel U Is Going To Show This Superb Idol Drama That I've Been Following Since Like 3 Months Ago. Now I'm Gonna Intro The Original Soundtrack Of This Show 1st.
The Opening Theme Song, [ 迷魂计 ] Uses Abit Of Latin Music And The Song Kinda Catches Your Attention Very Easy As It's Quite Nice
For Anyone Who's Interested In This Song, Click The Link Below To Download It.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=02SAO1KV
Ending Song - [ 真爱 ] Is Those Slow Slow Kind Of Love Song Talking About A Couple. As Standard, Taiwan Idol Dramas Mostly Have A Fast Song As Their Theme Song And A Slow Song As Their Ending Song. I Myself Like This Song Alot. Hope People Can Try To Download And Listen To It.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=02ULIYWV
Mid Songs - [ 闭上眼 默念3遍 ] Is Also A Slow Song And This Song Comes Out In The Middle Of The Show Anytime When The Song Fits The Scene
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=027PLIPG
Mid Song - [ 我只想要 ] Is Sung By Only The Females Cast Of The Show But I Seldom Hear This Song Inside The Show Lah. But It's Quite Nice Also Lah. Not Nice I Won't Put Here Rite.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=02PP1L0E
Mid Song - [ 不够勇敢 ] Is Sung By A Group Of Unknown Singers To Me Lah. But This Song Always Comes At The Right Time Inside The Show Lah. Can Try To Listen Lah.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=0224OK80
Thursday, September 01, 2005
My Birthday Present From James
Yesterday Went To Watch "Perth" With James And Zhenrong. Before That Me And James Went To HMV To Take A Walk Coz I Wanted To Buy The 5566 Album. Den When I Wanted To Buy It, James Took The Album And Went To The Cashier And Paid For It And Say It's My Birthday Present. SO HAPPY SIA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! He Bought Me A Present Even Though I Didn't Buy Him Anything For His.
Den We Went To Watch " Perth " At Lido. Perth Is A Show Talk About A Guy Call Harry Lee Who Wanted To Migrate To Perth After He Have Earned Alot. The Main Thing Of The Show Is It's The First Time I Went To The Cinema And Watch A Movie Which You Can Hear All The Singapore Vulgars Like " CHEE BYE LAH " , " GUM LAN JIAO ", " KA NI NA BEI LAH " . My Favourite Scene Is When The AB Lee Go For Reservist. Wah Lau Eh, His God Damm Fucking Mouth Everything Also Vulgar. I Was Laughing All The Way When He Answered The Phone In The Jungle And Everybody Started Firing. Den He Was Like, " OEI, IT'S ME LAH ! CEASE FIRE ! CEASE FIRE ! KA NI NA BEI CHAO CHEE BYE I SAY CEASE FIRE LAH ! "
Damm Best Sia, How Can You Possibly Watch A Movie Which Uses This ! You Can Only Hear It On The Streets Used By People Or Me When I'm Damm Dulan. But Overall The Show Is Quite Good Lah. And Also ALOT OF THANKS For James With The Present.
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