Thursday, March 30, 2006

Cats Or Dogs ? ? ?

Yesterday I Went Out With Seow And Lionel. On The Way To Tiong Bahru Plaza, We Saw 2 Ah Bengs Walking With Their Dog. The Dog Sibei Cute, Those Hairy Hairy Den The Face Like Got Moustache That Type. Small Small Cute Cute One. We Were Chatting Until We Saw The Ah Beng Shout " Ka Ni Na Bei Chee Bye ! ".

Shocked ! We Turned Over And Take A Look.

There Was A Cat Staring At The Dog. The Cat Sibei Fierce. It's Not Sibei Fierce, It's Gan Phua Damm Fierce. The Cat Was Staring At The Dog With Hatred And It's Showing It's Sharp Teeth Which Also Produced Those " Grrrrrr Grrrrrr" Sound Out.

" WHAT THE FUCK SIA ! ! ! ! !" The 3 Of Us Said Together.

The Dog Was So Scared That It Jumped Up To It's Owner's Body. I'm Not Exaggerating. IT JUMPED UP ! It Was At Least Fucking 1.6m High And The Dog Did It. I Think The Dog Is Damm Frightened So That It's Able To Do This Unbelivable Jump.

The First Reaction Of The Owner Was To Curse And Swear At The Cat And Made An Action Like It's Gonna Kick The Cat Away. But The Cat Was Not Abit Frightened. The Cat Even Stared At The Owner With That Kind Of Hatred Eyes And Still Making The "Grrrrr Grrrrrr" Sound Out.

The Cat Only Ran Away When The Owner Seriously Wanna Kick The Fucking Hell Out Of The Cat. The Owner Was Dulan, Damm Damm Dulan. Being Stared By Another Ah Beng Was Respect. Respect As He Looks Strong And Wanna Fight Him. But Being Stared By A Cat Was An Insult. Even A Weak Cat Also Wanna Bully Him, Which Means He's Useless, Plain Useless.

But The Thing Is Shouldn't Cats Be Afraid Of Dogs? How Come It's The Other Way Round? Dogs Run At The Sight Of Cats. Nowadays Stray Cats Are More And More Guai Lan Liao. Not Even Afraid Of Humans Liao, Not To Say Dogs. I Think Next Time I See Those Stray Cats I Better Siam Them Liao.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Get a life, sissy.