Sunday, December 25, 2005

Christmas Eve Night

Me In K-Box With Santa Cap ( Without Hair )
Me With Santa Cap ( With Hair Outside )
Me, Bingsheng And Lionel Decided To Go Out On Christmas Eve Night. But The Place We Decided Is Abit Strange. We Decided To Go Geylang And Have Our Dinner. Me And Lionel Met Up At Tiong Bahru Plaza At 6:30pm. When We Reached There, Bingsheng Dat Super Ultra Cockster Dare To Say He Just Wake Up. BLUR SIA ! So We Decided To Go And Have A Bite First Before Going To Geylang For Our Main Meal.

After That Me And Lionel Decided To Go To Kallang MRT First To Wait For Bingsheng. Nabei, We Wait Until Like 7:50pm Den He Reached. Damm Long Sia. After He Came, We Finally Started Our Journey To The Food. We Decided To Eat Frog Porridge. We Walked Around In Search For A Nice One. We Saw One Which Is Quite Crowded At Lorong 10 Or 11 I Think. Our Thinking Is That If It's Crowded, It Should Be Nice. So We Decided On This Stall. We Ordered The " Gong Bao" Frog Porridge And It Didn't Disappoint Us. It Was Quite Good. No, It's Not Quite Good. It's Counted VERY GOOD. Paying $21 For It Is Quite Worth It. We Eat Until Nothing Left.

After We Had Our Full, We Decided To Walk Around And See See. Hahaha, Most People Should Know We Go There And See What Liao Lah. We Walked Around And See Those Looking For Business. Becuz We Are Not Really Very Familiar With The Place So We Just Walked Here And There Blindly. See Where Got Alot Of People Den We Go Where And See. Some Are Really Quite Chio, Wasted They Have To Do This To Earn A Living. Den We Walk And Walk Until Sibei Sian Liao. Den We Decided To Go K-Box And Sing Since The Night Is Still Young. It Was Only Like 10pm At That Time Only.

So The 3 Of Us Decided To Take A Cab To Marina Square Since It's Near Geylang. When We Reached Marina Square, WAH LAU EH ! Sibei Crowded. The K-Box Somemore Got Long Queue. We Decided To Queue And Ask See Whether Got Room Or Not. To Our Horror, No More Room. Earliest Also Need 1am Den Got Room. It Was Like "WHAT THE FUCK!" That Time Was Only 10:45pm Nia Leh. So We Decided To Call Our Branches To See Whether Is There Any Room At Other Places Or Not. We Called Cineleisure, Chinatown, And Suntec. The Earliest One Is Suntec Which Says 12am. So We Decided To Leave Our Name On The Waiting List.

At Around 11:40pm, We Decided To Go To Suntec's K-Box Liao. We Slowly Walk There Without High Hopes Of Having A KTV Room Coz The Person There Say She Will Call Me If There's A Room. When We Reached There, As What We Expected. NO ROOM ! Sianz, They Say Earliest Must Like 1am. So We Decided To Just Stay Around Until 1am For The Room. Becuz The Whole Place Is Closed Except K-Box And The Cinema, We Decided To Just Find One Corner And Sit There And Talk Cock. In The Meantime, After Every Like 15mins We Just Call K-Box And Ask Whether Got Room Or Not. At Around 12:45am, We Called And Ask See Whether Got Room Or Not. The Person Say No Room, Earliest Must Like 1:30am.

" WHAT THE GOD DAMM FUCK ! " Is What We Said Together. So We Decided To Just Walk Over And Ask See Whether Got Room Or Not. If No Room Den We Decided To Go Home Liao. When We Reached There, We Ask Whether Got Room For 3 Or Not And I Say I'm On The Waiting List. The Person There Say Got. "FUCK !" On The Phone Say No Room Den When We Reach There They Say Got Room. What Kind Of Fucking Service Is This. The Person Still Say She Got Call Me When There Was An Empty Room. RUBBISH LOR ! My Phone Only Had Messages Coming In Wishing Merry Christmas And No Calls From K-Box Lor. NONSENSE SIA ! But Anyway In The End We Do Have Our KTV Room Liao.

By That Time It Was Already 1am. Somemore They Gave Us A Party Pack Which Consists Of A Santa Cap, The Blow Thing And 2 Poppers. Finally Can Sing Liao. So We Relaxed And Sing To Our Hearts Content. When It Was Like Around 3:40am. The Bill Came. $115. WHAT THE FUCK ! ! ! ! ! 3 Person For $115. FUCKING GOD DAMM DAYLIGHT ROBBERY LOR ! We See The Bill Carefully And We Found Out That The PartyPack Costs Us $4 Per Pack. FUCK LOR ! They Give Us Until Like Free Lydat. It's Counted Inside One Lor. NABEI ! Cheat Ppl Money Lor. They God Damm Bastard Lor. After That We're Really Damm Pissed Off.

When We're Leaving, We Keep Cursing And Swearing. Sibei Dulan Leh. When We Reached There, The Ger Still Smiled At Us. Now We Know Why She Smiled At Us. Coz The 3 Of Us Look Like Fucking " Cai Tao ( Hokkien ) ". After That We Decided To Share A Cab And Go Home. We Will NEVER Go To K-Box During This Kind Of Public Holiday. Fucking Hell Really "Tok" Our Money. Somemore With Dat Kind Of Fucking Service. On The Phone Say No Room We Go There Den Say Got Room. Somemore Got Room Nv Call Me, I'm On Waiting List Leh. CHAO CHEE BYE SIA ! Sibei Dulan.

Anyway, WISH EVERYBODY HAVE A HAPPY AND MERRY CHRISTMAS ! ! ! ! ! !

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

My 2nd Christmas Present

Main View Of My TV
Side View Of My Tv
Top View Of My TV
Recent Post Of My Blog I Put TV Spoil Rite. Den Today My Mom Say Go And Buy New TV. Den I Was Like O_O ! ! ! Coz My TV Sent For Repairs And It Needs At Least 1 Week Or More And My Mom Knows I Can't Survive Without TV.
We Went To AudioHouse And Search For TV. My Mom Have Already Decided On What To Buy Liao, Just Ask Me Go Carry Nia. When I Reached There, OH MY GOODNESS ! ! ! ! ! ! My Mom Bought For Me A 20Inch LCD TV ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! POWER SIA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Den My Mom Say Christmas Present + Birthday Present Coz She Nv Gimme Anything This Year For My Birthday.
Although It's Those China Brand And It's Not As Clear And My Old TV But Who Cares ! ! ! ! ! It's A Brand New One. I Was Thinking After My Old TV Is Back From Repairs, Maybe I'll Pass This New TV To My Mom Bah Coz I'm Not Really Used To LCD TV. Looks Abit Strange To Me And Somemore For A Person Who Watches Long Hours Of TV Like Me. A LCD TV Is not Suitable Becoz It Heats Up Easily.
But AnyWay, It's My 2nd Present After The Chivas Regal. HAPPY ! ! ! ! !

Monday, December 19, 2005

Getting New Things Before 2006

When A Person Is Broke, More Things Does Come And " Haunt " You. What I Mean Is To Spend Money And Buy Things. I Know I Like To Buy Alot Of Nonsense, But When This Kind Of Time Comes, I DO Know What To Buy And What Not To Buy. But Somethings Really Bo Bian.

Since 2 Weeks Ago, I Think The Gas Of The AirCon Inside My Room Finish Already. ( Sorry For The Broken English ) Even When I Turned It To 16 Degrees, It's Still Warm. So Everytime When I Turned On The Aircon, The Fan Will Also Be Turned On. When I Do This, I'll Be Using More Electricity And So The Bills Will Go Up. So Now Mostly I Only Turn On The Fan.

Den Just These Few Days, My Printer Also Spoil. The Paper Doesn't Seem To Be Able To Feed. It'll Just Stay There And The Paper Just Wun Go Past. But I Tink It's About Time Liao Coz I Use It Since Sec3. It's A Miracle That It Has Been Able To Tahan For Like 7 Years Liao. Somemore It's Those b/w Printer. Boh Colour One. Cock Rite. And Somemore My Mom Needs To Use Printer For Her Work So I Tink I'll Need To Buy It These Few Days Liao.

The Worst Is My TV. As A Well-Known TV Freak. I Can't Really Live Without TV. You Can Take Away My PS2, But You Cannot Take Away My TV And My SCV CableTV Box. Having A Life Without Hongkong Serials, Variety Shows And Of Course SOCCER. I'll Really Go Crazy. Saturday When I'm Watching Soccer, Suddenly My TV Blackout. After Turning It On And Off Repeatedly, It Will Be Ok And I Can Watch It. But It Doesn't Stay Long. After Maybe Awhile, It'll Go Off Again. Den I'll Have To Turn It On And Off Again. Somemore My Warranty For The TV Already Over Which Means Either I Repair It Or I Buy A New One. For What I Know It's The Bulb Giving The Light Of The TV Screen Is Hopeless Liao And Repairing It Is Quite Expensive Also.

How Sia, When No Money Liao, All These Things Come And " Haunt " Me. Sibei Jialat Leh. Now To Me Staying At Home Can Go Crazy Sia.

Friday, December 16, 2005

UEFA Champions League Last 16 Draw

Chelsea Vs Barcelona

AC Milan Vs Bayern Munich

Liverpool Vs Benfica

Arsenal Vs Real Madrid

Inter Milan Vs Ajax

Lyon Vs PSV

Rangers Vs Villarreal

Juventus Vs Werder Bremen

Thursday, December 15, 2005

KTV Nite On Wednesday

Went To PartyWorld With Lionel And Johnston Because It's The Last Day For My Free 4Hour Voucher So We Decided To Use It. We Met Up At Around 11pm And Went To Have Our Supper At The Kopitiam Just Opposite Cineleisure.

We Went To The PartyWorld At The Singtel Shop There At Around 12am. This Is The First Time I Feel Abit Disappointed Going To PartyWorld. Dunno Why, The Service Yesterday Nite Was Abit Bad. The Waiters All Like Wanna Serve Dun Wanna Serve Lydat. All Sian Sian One, See Liao Also Dun Feel Like Singing Liao. Somemore All Guys One, Dun Have Za Bor Waitress, More Worse. Spoil Mood.

So We Went In And Started To Choose Songs. As Everyone Knows, I'll Always Start Off With A 5566 Song. So I Decided To Find Their New Songs And Sing. But They Dun Have Their New Songs. They Dun Have " Crying In The Rain ", " 同一个世界 " And " 回到我身边 ". How Can This Be Sia ! K-Box Have All These Songs And They Don't Have It. Utterly Disappointed. So I Only Sang " 好久不见 " And " 偷心 " .

Den My Fren Decided To Sing " 珊瑚海 " With Me. BUT THERE IS NO " 珊瑚海 " ! ! ! ! So We Only Sang " 一路向北 " , " 夜曲 " And " 发如雪 ". Now Is Sibei Disappointed Liao. All The Songs We Wanted All Don't Have. After That We Sang The Songs From 183Club Like " 真爱 ', " 迷魂计 " And " 魔法 ". Den We Decided To Sing Some Old Songs And We Sang " 过火 " Which Is Definitely From Me Coz I'm A Zhang XinZhe Fan And This Is One Of My Super Favourite Songs From Him. My Friend Sang " 戒情人 " And " 绝口不提爱你 " From Zheng ZhongJi.

After That When We're Leaving Dat Time We Say Each Of Us Sing 2 Songs Den Go. I Decided To Sing Female Songs And I Chosen Evonne Hsu's " 孤单芭蕾 " And " 两个人的下雪天" . Wah Lau, A Guy Singing A Female's Song Is Really Damm Difficult Lor. Somemore I'm Not A Professional Singer And I Dun Sing Nice. Somemore Her Voice Is Abit High One And My Voice Is Definitely To The Low Side.

But Anyway I Used Up The Voucher On The Last Day So At Least I Didn't Waste It. I've Got Another Voucher Which Expires At 31st Of Dec. Think I'll Be Going To PartyWorld In These 2 Weeks Bah.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Christmas Wish List

Since I'm Jobless Now, So I Do Not Have The Extra Spare Cash To Buy The Things That I Want. So I'll Just Post The Things That I Want But Can't Afford Now. So I Hope Any Kind Souls Who Is Reading My Blog And Saw All These Things And Wanted To Give It To Me As A Christmas Present, I'LL DEFINTIELY WON'T REJECT THE PERSON !


This Is The Thing I Wanted Most. As All My Frenz Should Know That I'm A Fan Of 5566. But Even Though I'm A Fan, I Wouldn't Really Go Waste Money And Buy A Same Album For 3 Times.
Because The 1st Published Album James Bought It For Me As A Birthday Present Already. The 2nd Published Version Is The Same Album That Comes With A DVD With 4 MTVs Of Their New Songs. And Now This Is The 3rd Version Of The Same Album That Comes With Another 4 MTVs Of Their New Album Which Is Different From The 2nd Version. And It's Quite Costly Which Cost $27. So I Won't Really Spend Money To Buy Unless I Really Got Spare Cash.
But If Anyone Wanna Buy Me This As A Christmas Present. I'll Definitely Thank The Person With A BIG BIG SMILE And A Million Thanks.
If I'm Not Wrong, Singapore Only Have The Version With The White Background And Not The Orange Background. The Most Top One I Think Is Only Available In Taiwan.
Jack Daniels

Chivas Regal

Top Of The Forbidden City VCD.

That's All Of The Things That I Want. So Any Kind Souls Or My Very Good Frenz Who Are Reading This Post. Heh Heh Heh, You All Should Think What You All Should Do Liao HOR !

Saturday, December 10, 2005

World Cup Group Stages Draw

Group A
  • Germany
  • Costa Rica
  • Poland
  • Ecuador

Group B

  • England
  • Paraguay
  • Sweden
  • Trinidad & Tabago

Group C

  • Argentina
  • Ivory Coast
  • Serbia & Montenegro
  • Netherlands

Group D

  • Mexico
  • Angola
  • Iran
  • Portugal

Group E

  • Italy
  • Ghana
  • U.S.A
  • Czech Republic

Group F

  • Brazil
  • Croatia
  • Australia
  • Japan

Group G

  • France
  • Switzerland
  • Togo
  • South Korea

Group H

  • Spain
  • Ukraine
  • Saudi Arabia
  • Tunisia

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Saturday Nite Outing

Nothing To Write About For Such A Long Time. Coz I Didn't Went Out For The Whole Week Except For Buying Newspapers And Food. So Finally Went Out On Saturday Liao. Now My ITE Outing Group Has Become Smaller And Smaller Liao. There's Only Me, Lionel And Bingsheng Only. Johnston Say He Needs To Go Those " Shen Tan " To Bai Bai. Weicheng Gave A God Damm Stupid Reason Like " Town Too Noisy ". Den Weihao GoneCase Liao. Dunno What The God Damm Fuck He's Doing. He's Working At Those MLM Company. He Claims He's Busy Everyday But He Never Earn Any Money. Dunno Doing Wat Damm Shit. Den Marcus Busy Doing Part-Time For His Dad I Think. A Gang Of 7 Become 3 Liao. Sooner Or Later Everyone Will Be Busy With Their Own Work Liao.

The 3 Of Us Met Up At Around 7pm And Went To Have Our Dinner At Taka's McDonalds. Sibei Dulan. The Fucking McDonalds Cheat My Money. The Cashier Also Damm Blur. I Order McSpicy Double Meal. The Cashier Tell Me $13.60. I UltraBlur. I Say McSpicy Double Meal Nia Leh, Now Come $13.60. Den After That The Cashier Say He Put Wrongly. After That When I Wanna Eat That Time, NABEI ! The McSpicy Double Only Got One Piece Of Chicken And Not 2 Piece. Den I Was Cursing And Swearing Liao. I Tell My Frenz Say I Wanna Change. When I Looked At The Cashier, Fucking God Damm Long Queue. Den My Fren Ask Me To SUA LAH. Just Counted As Sway Lah. Juz Eat And Go Off. So I Just Lan Lan Eat And Go Off Lor.

After That The 3 Of Us Decided To Go Watch Chicken Little At Cineleisure. So We Slowly Walked Over To Cineleisure. Halfway To Cineleisure, We Saw A Guy There. He Was Like Standing There And Not Moving. If You're Impressed, Can Give Him Some Money Dat Type Lah. I'm Damm Impressed Becuz He Really Is Fucking Not Moving. I Stood There For 15mins Just Looking At Him And He Didn't Even Move. Fucking Good Sia. Like You Know Those Martial Art Movies They Poke The Spot Den You Cannot Move Liao. SIBEI HO SIA !

When We Reached Cineleisure, We Went To The BoxOffice Wanna Buy Tickets That Time. BLURZ ! We Reach Cineleisure At Around 7:45pm. The Only Available Timing Slot For Chicken Little Is 2am. WHAT THE FUCK SIA ! ! ! ! ! 2AM ! ! ! ! ! Den We Decided Not To Watch Liao. We Decided To Just Walk Walk Around At Cineleisure. Den When We Walked Past K-Box, We Got The Desire To Go And Sing But No Money. Den We Just Stood There And Watch The MTVs. SIBEI UPDATE SIA ! ! ! ! Gt Jay's " 夜曲 ", " 发如雪 ", " 四面楚歌 " And " 珊瑚海 ". Hey Hey, *Wink* To Nili. The Next Time If We Get To Go KTV Again, Got New Duet Song To Sing Liao. Wuhahahaha. They Also Got 5566 New Songs Like " 同一个世界 " And " 回到我身边 " And " Crying In The Rain ". After That We See The Clock Like Around 9pm. We Decided To Go Chinablack. And So We Go Off To Chinablack.

When We Reached ChinaBlack At Around 9:30pm. WHAT THE HELL SIA ! There's Only The 3 Of Us And All The Waiters. I First Time Be The First Customer When Go Clubbing. So We Order Our Drinks And Just Sit There And Wait For The Crowd To Come. After That The Crowd Come And I Ask The Waiter Today Got Any Functions Or Not. The Waiter Said It's Some NUS Or NTU BASH Nite. After We Hear Liao We Decided To Stay And Wait For The Za Bors To Come. Wuhahaha. But The Crowds Are Like All Guys Leh. Keep Seeing Guys Come In And Not Gers. SIANZ ! ! ! ! Den After Awhile, More And More Za Bors Come In Liao. GOOD ! ! ! ! Got A Few Really Is Damm Chio. POWER ! ! ! ! But Becuz We Sit There For Few Hrs Liao So Starting To Get Sian Liao.

The 3 Of Us Decided To Leave At Around 1am. Even Though Alot Of Za Bors Are At The Dance Floor Dancing Liao, But We're Abit Sian Liao. Sit Until Sian Liao. Den Somemore After 12am, Their Drinks No More Offer Price Liao. So We Decided Not To Drink Liao And Go Off. A Boring Night Sia, Just Walk Around. Somemore Only 3 Of Us. Dunno When Den Can Have A Gathering Like Last Time Sia.

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Summary Of The Week

Nothing To Write About So I'll Just Write About The Week Lor. Also Abit Lazy To Write So I'll Just Summarise The Week Using Day By Day.

Monday : Went Out With Lionel For Job-Hunting. For All My Frens In CMPB, This Is My ITE Classmate Lionel And Not The Big-Head Lionel. Went To A Few Places To Ask For Jobs But To No Avail. We Do Pick And Choose Our Jobs But It's Abit Difficult To Find.

Tuesday : My Job Hunting Day2 With Lionel. We Went To Suntec To Fill Up The Application Form For Working In Toy'R'Us And Went To Sim Lim To Ask For The Job At Sitex But The Pay Was Like FUCK So We Decided Not To Go For It.

Wednesday : A Raining Day So I Decided To Slack At Home Becuz Raining The Whole Day. Not Comfortable Holding An Umbrella Walking Around. Zhenrong's Gf Bought 4D And Asked Me To Help Her Check The Results. She Damm Sway Sia, She Buy 1513 And The First Prize Is 1503. She Bought $1 Big $1 Small Leh. Think The Prize Money Is Around $3500 Bah. SIBEI SWAY SIA. This Is What I Call Near Beginner's Luck Bah. Coz Last Time I First Time Buy 4D Also Dio 2nd Prize. $2000 ! ! ! ! ! !

Thursday : Also Slacked At Home Becuz I'm Just Too Lazy And Sian Of All The Job Rejections Due To My Purple Hair. Most Of The Shop Attendants Just Keep Looking At My Hair And Reject Me Of The Job. WHAT THE FUCK SIA ! Working In Retail Shop Cannot Have Purple Dyed Hair Meh. All Those Old Men Old Women. This Is Call TREND ! ! ! Not Ah Beng. The Way They Looked At Me Is Like I'm A Typical Ah Beng.

Friday : Finally Decided To Dye My Hair Back To Black Liao. Boh Bian Liao. Think I Should Find A Job First. More Stable Liao Den Go Dye My Hair Again. The Next Time I'm Gonna BLEACH My Whole Hair And Highlight Light Blue Or Purple Again. Sibei Dulan, There Goes My Bao Bei Coloured Hair.
After That Went To Sentosa For CMPB's Dinner And Dance. I'm An Uninvited Guest But I Dun Care Since Zhenrong Also Went There. We Go There And Had A Free Meal But The Food Wasn't Impressive And Good. I Think I Can Cook Better Than Them. Somemore The Food Is Cold One And The Buffet Was At The Beach. The Host For The Dinner And Dance Sucked Too. Sibei NOOB. Boring Night.
After The Dinner, We Decided To Go Chiong. At First We Decided On Mdm Wong, But After That We Went To ONE, Which Is The Old Centro. Quite A Number Of Us Went. Got Me, Zhenrong, Joshua, Joshua's Wife, LiSoon, Eddy, Jackson, Jenny, 2 Of Jenny's Fren, Johnston ( My Fren ) And 2 Of Johnston's Fren. Becuz Dat Nite Is Dunno Wat School Bash So Alot Of People. All Of Us Drank Till Damm Power. Anyway It Was A Happy Nite, First Time Went Clubbing With Jackson And Joshua.

Saturday & Sunday : Nothing To Write For The Weekends Becuz I Did Nothing. Slept Throughout The Day Time And Watched Soccer During Night Time. Nothing Much To Say About Lor.

That's All For The Week. Tml Is Monday So It'll Be Job-Hunting For Me Again.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

2 Failed Job Hunting Days

Saturday I Went To Double-O With My Frenz And Because I Don't Have Money, So My Friend Treated me To The Drinks. It Was A Very Packed Night At Double-O, Also Dunno Why. Ok, All These Is Not The Main Point. The Main Point Is When I Reached Home, I Saw My Handphone Bills On My Table. Because I Got 2 Handphone Numbers So There Is 2 Bills. TO MY SHOCK ! Both My Bills Add Together To The Amount Of $210. WHAT THE DAMM FUCK ! ! ! ! ! $210 ! ! ! ! ! For A Person Who Have Only $0.80 Inside The Bank, This Is A Killer For Me. When I Saw That, BLURZ ! I Decided, Boh Bian Liao. Must Find Job Liao. Now Is Wanna Slack Also Cannot Liao.

Since My ITE Fren Lionel Have Also ORDed And Also No Job, I've Decided To Ask Me Along For My Job Hunting. So That At Least If We Found A Job, We Can Work Together Also. So Our Job Hunting Starts On Monday.

On Monday, We Decided To Start On Funan Centre Coz LaserFlair There Needs People. SO We Decided It'll Be Our First Stop. We Walked Around Funan Centre And Realise LaserFlair Is The Only Shop Which Is Hiring Workers. We Went In And Ask About The Job.

LaserFlair At Funan :- ( Given Up )
Salary : $1000 Per Mth
Working Hours : 10am - 9pm Daily
Working Days : Work 4 Days Den Off 1 Day. But The Offday Is Cannot Choose One. Is Standard One. I'll Give An Example. Like Work From Monday To Thursday, Den The Offday Will be Friday. Den Saturday To Tuesday, Offday Will be Wednesday. Den Thursday To Sunday, Offday Will Be Monday. Something Like This. So It Means Our Offday Is Cannot Choose One.

After That Went To Orchard For Job Hunting. We Went To FarEast Plaza For Job Hunting But To No Avail Cuz Mostly FarEast Need Female Sales Personnel, So I Bo Bian. Then We Walked To Heeren, Same Thing. No Shop Needs Male Retail. So We Decided The Last Stop Of The Day Will Be Cineleisure. I Hope The E-Games Wanna Hire People Again But Still The Same, No Workers Needed. So Monday Is An Empty Day.


Now To Today Which Is Tuesday. We Met Up At CityHall MRT And Walked To Suntec For Our 2nd Day Of Job Hunting. We Had A Target Of Toy'R'Us. We Went There And Found Out That There WAS Alo Of People Applying For Job There. Both Of Us Decided To Go For Part-Time First, If It's Ok Then Go For Full-Time. Details Below.

Toy'R'Us At Suntec :- ( Pending, Waiting For Their Call )
Salary : $4.50 Per Hour ( Part-Time )
Working Hours ( 3 Shifts ) : 9am - 6pm, 2pm - 11pm, Or The Full-Shift Of 9am - 11pm
Working Days : 5day Week
This One Can Try, Me And My Friend Applied For It. Waiting For Call To Work.

After That We Walked To Sim Lim Square To Ask For The SITEX Job This Weekend, Which Is Not Really Good. Details Below.

SITEX At Expo :-
Salary : $20 Basepay For Each Day
Commission : $20 For 1 PC Sold, $10 For 1 Printer Sold
Working Hours : 10am - 10pm
Working Days : Thursday To Sunday Only. Which Means 24th - 27th.
This One More Worse, I Live At Tiong Bahru Den I Go Until Expo To Work. Lydat Still Nvm, Basepay Is $20. If These 4 Days I Didn't Sell Anything, I'll Only Get $80 For Working 48hrs. This Is Crazy Man. Somemore They Are Hiring 10 Staffs. Lydat All Your Colleagues Will Become Your Enemies. Everybody Will Be Snatching Each Other's Customers. Jialat Sia, So I Decided To Give This Up Also.

After That We Decided On Our Last Destination Which Will be Bugis Junction. We Walked Around Looking For Jobs And Of Course Looking For Gers Lah. There Is This Ger At Action City, SIBEI CHIO ! Ok, Back To Main Point. We Walked Around And Found Out That Sembawang Music Is Looking For Sales Assistant Also But They Don't Want Dyed Hair, So Out Of The Question Liao. The Last Place We Saw Is The Wallet Shop. Details Below.

The Wallet Shop At Bugis Junction :-
Salary : $900 - $1300 ( Depends On Working Experience )
Working Hours : 10am - 10pm
Working Days : 6 Day Per Week ( Offday Planned On Schedule )

The Salesperson Inside Dun Really Feel Like Hiring Us. He Doesn't Really Wanna Answer Our Questions So We Decided To Leave. Haiz..... Wasted 2 Days Of Time For Job Hunting. Now Will Be Waiting For The Call From Toy'R'Us And Of Course, Another Day Of Job Hunting On Wednesday. Will Update Soon..........

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Siansation . . . . . . . . .

I Think This Post Is My Complain Post. Juz Wanna Complain About Some Things. Since Last Time, Whenever Inside The Family, They Need Help, I'll Forever Be The One To Do The Job. Why Izzit Always Me. I'm Very Sian Liao Leh. Like Buying Food, Washing The Dishes, Wiping The Windows. Ok Lah, Maybe I'm Complaining Too Much Because I'm Not Contributing To The Family Now. I'm Slacking And Not Working. Not Getting Any Pay And Shaking Leg At Home. So I Won't Say So Much Lah.

But I'll Say About Last Time. Last Time When I'm Serving Army. Weekend Is My Only Time To Relax. Den Every Weekend Morning, It's Either Me Or My Mom To Buy Food Back. Why Izzit Always The Both Of Us? Why Can't My God Damm Fucking Sister Go And Buy? Bloody Hell, She's A Ger Leh. Dun Say I Bias Or Anything. All These Should Be Fair What. Everybody Should Contribute Mah. Why Izzit Always The Both Of Us Only. Somemore She's Married Liao. All The More She Should Do All These Since She Will Be Doing All These Next Time. Why The Fuck She Can Everytime Sleep Until Afternoon And Wake Up Den The Dirty Job Will Be Left For Me And My Mom.

Den Everytime After The Meal, It's Also Either Me Or My Mom Washing The Dishes. It's Never My Sister. Why Izzit Always Us Again? Dat Time I'm Serving NS, My Mom And My Sis Is Working On Weekdays. Fair What. 3 Of Us Are Working What. Somemore Sometimes I Still Got Those Fucking Weekend Duties Leh. Ok, Washing The Dishes Still Nevermind. You Got See A Married Woman So Fucking Lazy Until You Know When She Finish Eating Her Food. She Will " AH CHANG ! AH CHANG ! COME ! COME ! NEED YOUR HELP !" So I'll Rush Over To Her Room And Ask What. You Know What Or Not. Knn, She Wanna Ask Me To Help Bring Her Dishes To The Kitchen And Wash. CHAO CHEE BYE ! WHAT IS THIS YOU TELL ME ! How Can Someone Be So God Damm Fucking Lazy One. Somemore She's Married Leh. She Should Learn To Do All These What. PHUA CHEE BYE LEH, Fucking Damm Lazy Leh. Ger Somemore, Fucking Unbelivable Rite.

Lydat Still Nevermind. Sometimes My Mom Also. Ok Lah, I Know As The Only Male In The Family After My Dad Had Passed Away For Like 8 Or 9 Years. I Need To Bear The So Called Responsibility Of The Family Lah. But My Mom Also Lydat. Everything Also Call Me. Changing The Light Bulbs And Repairing Some Electrical Appliances Still Ok Lah. But Sometimes Regarding Those Computer Things, She Can Ask My Sister About It Mah. Those Things My Sister Also Know, But Why Izzit Always Me. Everytime She Needs Help On Computer Stuffs, She Will Only Think Of Me And Me. Sometimes When I'm Slping And My Sis Is Watching The Tv. My Mom Will Rather Wake Me Up Den Ask My Sis To Help. Dun You All Think This Is Abit Overboard Liao Or Not. One Is Slping, One Is Doing Nothing. She'll Call The Slping One Rather Than The Shake Leg One.

Now I'll Say On Another Thing. Whenever They Are Going Out. They Will Ask One Of Us To Open The Door. When My Mom Goes Out, She'll Ask Me To Open The Door. When My Sis Goes Out, It's Also Me Again. Why Izzit Always Me. Why Can't My Mom Ask My Sis Or My Sis Ask My Mom. Why The Fucking Hell It's Always Me! Izzit Becuz I'm The Guy In The Family. Den My Sister Is Really To The God Damm Extend When She Goes To Work Den I'm Slping. She Will Fucking Hell Come To My Room And Wake Me Up JUZ To Ask Me To Help Her Open The Door. SHE GOD DAMM IT OWNSELF GOT KEY CANNOT USE AR ! Den When She Comes Back, She'll Fucking Damm Hell Press The Doorbell Like Nobody's Business Lydat. If Really Lydat Give Her Keys For FUCK AR!

Den The Most Fucking Bad Thing About My Sister Is That, She Come Borrow Things From Me. Never Return Me Before One. Somemore She Borrow Hor, Like Stealing Lydat. She Borrow Things If I'm Around, She'll Ask. If I'm Not Around, She'll Just Jolly Well Walk In And Take Without Saying. Den When I'm Finding The Things, She'll Den Come And Say That She Took It. Got One Time I Sibei Dulan Say Her Why She Take Liao Never Return. She Still Dare To Say That When I Need It I'll Auto Come And Take From Her. If I Dun Need It Can Stay At Her Room. SIMI LAN JIAO LOR ! ! ! ! She's Like Fucking Hell Think She's Correct.

This Kind Of Fucking Unreasonable, Lazy, Irresponsible Sucker Can Be My Sister. Must Be I'm A Bad Guy In My Past Life. What The Fuck I Did To Deserve This Sia. Although I Know I'm Complaining Too Much, But I Sibei Dulan About All These Liao Lor. God Damm Fucker Sia. See Whether She Next Time Move In With My Bro-In-Law Parents That Time. If She Kena Scolding, I Will Be The One Joining In And Not Helping Her. Think I Have To Stop Liao Arbo The Fucking Post Will Be Too Long Liao.

To Be Continued. . . . . . . . . .

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Another Sports Icon Left Us



For People Who Watches WWE aka World Wrestling Entertainment. I'm Sad To Tell You That On The 13th Of November 2005, Eddie Guerrero Has Left Us. Reasons Of His Death Is Still Unknown. Reports Will Be Released After Everything Has Settled Down.

For The Fans Of Eddie Guerrero, Feel Free To Leave Your Comments Or Anything You Wanna Tell Him Here. Although I Don't Really Like Him Because He's Always Given A Bad Guy's Role In The Ring. But I Tink He's A Nice Guy Outside The Ring. Wrestling Is Just Like Acting, They Dun Get To Choose The Roles They Are Given.

I'll Always Remember Him For His Finishing Move, The Frog Splash. So Long, Latino Heat. Death Is The Beginning Of A New Life.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Sentosa Outing

Went To Sentosa To Celebrate Wenbin's Belated Birthday. His Birthday Is On 10th Nov But He Is Still Serving NS So He Cannot Book Out. So We Decided To Celebrate With Him On Sunday. We Met Up At Around 10:15am At Harbour Front Bus Interchange. We Took The Bus To Palawan Beach Coz We Decided To Go There.

The People Who Went Are Wenbin, Deborah ( Wenbin's Gerfren ), Weiliang ( Think Is Wenbin's Cousin ) , Shun, Samson, Yingjun, Terence, Kokseng, Jiajie, Leimin, Me, Zhenpei And Huifen. The Home Econs Students ( Wenbin, Kokseng, Huifen And Zhenpei ) Prepared The Food. There Are Fried Rice, Char Kway Teow, Chicken Wings, Chicken Nuggets, Pork Chop, Chicken Chop And Egg Sandwiches.

We Reached There And Waited For Jiajie Coz He's Late. When He Reached, We Cut The Cake And Eat The Cake And The Food Lah. After Eating Liao, We Relive The School Days Of Playing Soccer Together. All Of Us Played Till Damm Happy Lor, It's Like A Damm Long Time Ago Since We Played Soccer Together. The Last Time Should Be Sec 4 Bah. That Time I'm Only 17 Leh, Now I'm 22 Liao. After Playing Until Tired Liao, We Had A Short Smoking Break Plus Eating Again.

After Eating Liao, We Played Volleyball For Awhile. After That When All Of Us Are Tired Liao. We Decided To Go Back Liao. But Not Without Taking The Cake And Smack Wenbin. Overall It's Quite A Nice Gathering After Such A Long Time Liao. Now All Of Us Have Grown Up Liao. Jiajie Already Got 2 Kids Liao. Not Young Anymore Liao. Not Much Chances To Play Like Last Time Liao. Everybody Have To Work Or Serve Their Remaining Time Of Army. Already Not As Free As Last Time Liao.

But Anyway We Have Set Our Next Gathering Date Which Will Be Wenbin's ORD DAY ! ! ! ! ! ! It Should Be A KTV Nite. I'll Be Looking Forward To Gather With All My Brothers Again.

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Discrimination Against Purple Hair

Today Is My First Day Of Work At Tiong Bahru Plaza's Music Junction. My Working Hours Is 1pm - 8pm. Den When I Reach There, I Tell Them Say I'm The Part-Time Working Here Today. The People There Give Me Like A Stunning Look Den Say "Erm, Ok. You Just Walk Around The Shop And Familiarise With The Things First."

Then I Walked Around, To Know Where The Things Are Placed At. What Kind Of Albums Placed Where All Those. Then After That I Ask Them I Need To Do What, They Just Say See Where Are The Things Placed On Only. Nothing Else. So I Just Walked Around Again Lor. Then Like After 30mins. The In-Charge There Ask Me To Go Over The Counter. Our Conversation Is As Below.

MJ In-Charge : Erm, That Time When You Go Interview That Time Is Face-To-Face Or Through Phone One?

Me: Erm, Phone Interview.

MJ In-Charge : Oh, Ok. So I'll Be Frank With You Liao. We Belong To Retail Sales, So We Have An Image One. We Don't Mind People Dying Hair, But Your Purple Colour Is Abit Too Outstanding Liao. Will You Be Dying Back To Black Or Anything?

Me : Erm, I Just Dyed Purple Few Days Ago, I Won't Be Dying It Back So Soon.

MJ In-Charge : Oh, Ok. So I Think You Should Know What I Mean Liao Since You Won't Be Dying It Back. I Also Won't Wanna Waste Your Time Also.

Me : Yah, I Get What You Mean. So You Want Me To Finish Up The Day Or Go Off Now?

MJ In-Charge : Erm, You Can Go Off Now.

Nabei, Win Liao Lor. She Dun Like My Face She Say Lah, Dun Say My Hair Ok. Somemore Her Whole Hair Is Blonde One Lor. Whole Hair Blonde Can Lah, My One Is Highlight Purple Nia Den Cannot. My One Is Bad Image Den Her One Is Good Image Lah. Whole Hair Blonde Leh. Wah Lau, Dun Want Say Dun Want Lah. Dun Say My Hair. Super Dulan Sia.

Sian Sia, Back To Job Finding Liao. I Tink This Time On The Phone, I Must Tell Them My Hair is PURPLE Colour Den Can. Arbo Later Wasted Trip Again.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

ITE Gathering Outing

Had A Gathering On Saturday With My ITE Frenz Because It Was Samuel's Birthday. The People Around Are Me, Norman, Johnston, Saiman, Richard, Yeeling With Her Boyfriend And Of Course Our Birthday Boy Samuel. At First We Said Wanna Meet At Selegie The Mr Bean There But Mr Bean Was Like Flooded With People Den We Changed A Location To A Open Pub Because All Of Us Are Late And Only Saiman Is The Only One There Early. Me And Norman Reached There Coz He Gave Me A Ride. Norman Riding Bike Is Fucking Scary Sia, Cut Here Cut There One, Sibei Scary. After That One By One They Came Lor.

When All Of Us Reached, It Was Like Already 11:30pm. Yeeling The Organiser Still Say Meet At 10pm. 10:30pm Den She Call And Say She's On The Way. She's Forever Late One, She's Never Early One. Sibei Jialat. The Organiser Is The Last One To Come, What The Damm Shit Sia. After That All Of Us Decided To Go To K-Box Located At Paradiz Centre. Just Opposite Nia Mah. So All Of Us Went There.

We So Called Caught Up With The Old Times, Talked About Our ITE Life, All The Fun And Laughter We Had During The 2 Years. It's So Happy To See All The Old Frenz After Not Seeing Them For Like 1 Year Plus. The Only One I'm Still In Contact Is Only Johnston And Norman Nia. Anyway We Went To Sing From 12am - 3am Coz All Of Us Looked Very Tired Around Like 2am Plus. All Looked Sleepy Liao So We Decided To Leave At Around 3am Lor. Den Because It Was Samuel's Birthday. He Treated Us On The K-Box. Expensive Leh. It Was Like $30 Per Head Den We Still Ordered 4 Jugs Of Honey Lemon. I Think Total It Cost Like $300 Bah. His Birthday Should Be We Treat Him One Den Become He Treat Us. Sibei Paiseh Leh.

Den Richard Gave Me A Lift Home On His SuperFour. He Damm Cock Sia. When I Sat On His Bike Liao. He Tell Me Say, My Bike Hor, Sibei Dangerous Leh. Because My Bike No Brakes. WHAT THE FUCK ! ! ! ! ! SUPERFOUR NO BRAKES ! ! ! ! ! ! But Anyway He's Quite A Safety Rider Compared To Mr NORMAN TAN Who Is A Crazy Siao Kia. When We Were On The Way To Paradiz Centre, He Cut Here Cut There And Nearly Hit On Someone Becuz He Cut Lane Until Like Fuck Lydat. But All Safety Lah, So Nevermind Lor.

Quite A Happy Gathering Becuz Sibei Long Nv See Alot Of Them Liao. Somemore First Time Went Out With Saiman And He's A Nice Person. The Whole Group He's The Only One Who Didn't Smoke. After Everybody Read This, They Should Know I'm Still Smoking. But That Nite I Finished The Pack Liao So I Wun Go And Buy A New Pack First Coz Wednesday Starting The Part-Time At Music Junction Liao. Dun Wanna Have The Smell Around, Must Have Good Impression. Part-Time Also Must Leave A Good Impression Mah. But I'll Still Lookout For Jobs On The Newspaper Tomorrow Morning. 22 Years Old Liao Leh, Cannot Still Work Part-Time Liao.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Hearing My Wallet Making Noise

The Days Of Being Jobless Is Getting More And More Jialat. As Everybody Knows, Everybody Have To Spend Money Everyday. It Doesn't Mean That Everybody Must Buy Something, But It's A Kind Of Survival For Everyone To Spend On FOOD Everyday. Although I Have Tried Before Waiting For The Whole Day Den Until Like 6pm To Cook 3 Packs Of Instant Noodles Plus 2 Eggs And Eat Until Damm Full Lah. But Say The Truth, How Many People Can Tahan Eating Lydat For Like Few Weeks? Eating Lydat Everyday Is Even Worse Den Being A Monk Lor, Somemore With My Size. I'm Easily Hungry.

I've Been Like Jobless For Around 2 Weeks Liao. The Pay That I've Received Like $650 Have Been Used Up Already. Becuz Of That Stupid Bike I Had, I Need To Pay Like $330 For The Insurance And Roadtax. And Of Course The Season Parking Every Month And The Hidden Cost Which Is Call Summon. I Kena 2 For Not Buying Season Parking. Sibei Sway Sia. Ni Na Bei. Den I'm Left With Like $300 Plus Until I Found Another Job Lah. And As A Smoker, The Cigarettes Price Somehow Have Lowered But In The State I Am In Now, Quitting For The Time Being Is A Must. Can't Afford To Buy And Smoke And Buy And Smoke Liao. $11 Per Pack Is Somehow Too Costly For A Jobless Guy Like Me.

And I've Been Quite Choosy With My Food Also Liao. My Choosy Is Not Like Dun Eat This Dun Eat That. My Choosy Is Wat Also Eat Liao. My Downstairs The Auntie So Good, The Mixed Rice I Choose 3 Vegetables She Charge Me $2 Nia. Say The Truth, Nowadays Rice $2 Is Fucking Difficult To Find Liao Lor, Somemore The Auntie Gimme Alot Den Can Eat Until Full Full, Jiak Bah Bah, Sibei Song. Den At Nite Either Instant Noodles Or Wait For My Mom To Come Back So That She Can Buy Food For Me So I Dun Need To Buy Food Myself. Sibei Jialat Rite, Never Been So Jialat Before.

Somemore The Past Few Days, Went To Chinablack With My Frenz And I Think I've Overspend Abit. I've Spend Like $100+ At Chinablack Coz I Juz Can't Stop Drinking. Uncontrollable, Suppressed For A Damm Long Time. Since That Time I Start Work I've Never Gone Drinking Liao. Somemore Chinablack One Jug Of Housepour Only $10, Waiting For Wat Sia. Can Drink How Much Drink How Much Liao. Den After That Day I Found Out That I've Dried Up My Bank Liao. Somemore That Day Before I Go Chinablack I Still Go And Buy 5566's Album With The DVD One. Cost Me $26. Now No Money Buy Jay Chou Latest Album Liao.

Den On Saturday I Went To K-Box With Seow. Seow Know I No Money Liao So He Sibei Brother. We Go K-Box He Pay, We Go Eat Supper He Also Pay, Midnite Cabfare He Also Pay. He Say Brother Dun Gei Gao So Much. He Say He Got Money He Treat, Next Time He No Money I Got Money Den I Treat. STEADY ! ! ! ! ! Never Regret Knowing Him Since Primary School Days. Then Juz 2 Days Later On Monday. Went To Orchard With My Frenz. We Had Dinner Liao Den We Decided To Go Chinablack Becuz It's Halloween Night. Den I Was Thinking Of The $10 Per Jug Again But This Time Must Control Liao, Coz No Money Liao. Den Chinablack Like No People Lydat, Dun Need To Queue Up One. Like Not Happening Leh, Den One Of My Fren Dun Wanna Go Chinablack, He Wanna Go Sing. So We Boh Bian, Go K-Box. But This Time I Pay Myself Lah, Used Up The Rest Of The Money Inside My Wallet.

After That When I Reach Home, My Wallet Told Me That's He's Starving Liao. He Say I Very Long Never Feed Him Liao. This One I Also Know, He Hungry I Also Hungry. This One Boh Bian One Leh, Who Call me Useless. Cannot Find Job, Must Let My Beloved Wallet Suffer And Starve. Somemore My Bank Account Also Starving, Jialat Sia. Bank Account Never Mind. But My Wallet Starve Means I Also Starve. Must Go And Smash My Piggy Bank And Use All The Coins Liao. If Not I Everyday Must Become Instant Noodle Monster Liao. Den Must Wait For My Lao Bu To Stock Up On The Instant Noodles Liao.

Anyway I've Finished My Nonsense For The Day Liao. And The Wallet Thing Is Real, My Wallet Is HUNGRY NOW ! But For Now, I'll Just Relax By Listening To Jay's New Album Which I've Just Downloaded.

Saturday, October 29, 2005

April Snow


Went To Watch "April Snow" With James On Monday At Plaza Singapura. Actually He Don't Really Wanna Watch The Show One But Because That Time I Went To Watch "WayWard Cloud" And "Perth" With Him Then He Say He Will Watch "April Snow" With Me Coz All The Frenz I Know They Don't Like To Watch Korea Movies One So Bo Bian Must Ask James Go Watch With Me. The Story Starts When Bae YongJun Received A Call From The Hospital And He Rushed Over To The Hospital. When He Reaches Them, Son YeJin Is Also Sitting In Front Of The Operation Theatre Crying. After That Then They Know That Both Bae YongJun's Wife And Son YeJin's Husband Were Involved In An Accident. After That They Went To The Police Station To Collect Their Spouse Things. Den After That When They're Collecting The Things, They Found A Condom. After That They Knew That Both Of Them Were Inside The Same Car. So Bae YongJun Sensed Something Funny So He Went To So Called Check It Out.

Bae YongJun Went To Look At His Wife's Camera And Found Videos And Photos Of Her Wife Having An Affair With A Guy. After That He Check His Wife's Handphone Msg Inbox And Found Messages Like " Are You Free Later ?" And " I'm Worn Out From Our Last Night's Meeting." All These Confirmed That Her Wife Had An Affair. On The Other Side, Son YeJin Also Went To Look At Her Husband's Handphone Message Inbox And Also Found Things Similiar. So After That Bae YongJun And Son YeJin Met Up And Both Of Them Confirmed That Their Spouses Had An Affair.

So One Day They Sat Down And Had A Nice Talk. Son YeJin Ask Bae YongJun What He Will Do When His Wife Wakes Up. He Answered Without Hesitation, " I Want Revenge." And After That Son YeJin Suddenly Say "Should We Have An Affair ? That Will Make Their Blood Boil. " This Shocked Bae YongJun At The Moment But After That You All Should Know What Happened Rite. They Had An Affair.

After That Son YeJin's Husband Died But Bae YongJun's Wife Recovered And Came To Sense. Actually There's Nothing Much To Say Liao Cuz It's Near The Ending So I'll Just Cut Short Cuz I'm Too Lazy To Type Also Liao. After That Bae YongJun Had His Revenge By Telling His Wife That The Guy DIED. He Said It On Her Face Which He Saw Her Cry Until Dunno Like What Which Means He Had His Revenge Liao And After That He's Together With Son YeJin Which Means She Also Succeed About The Having An Affair Thing.

To Me, This Show Is Just Normal. It Can't Be Named The Blockbuster Just Because Of The Cast Having Bae YongJun And Son YeJin. The Story Plot Is Not Bad Lah, Which Talks About Spouses Having Affairs And They Had Revenge By Having One On Themselves Lah. But There's Not Much Highs And Lows On The Show. If You Feel Bored Means You'll Feel Bored All The Way, If You Feel Normal Then It's Normal All The Way. I Don't Think Anybody Will Say The Movie Is Very Nice Since From The Start Coz There's Not Much Dialogue On The Front Part Of The Show.

But Overall I'll Give This Show Either 6 - 7 Out Of 10 Cuz It Doesn't Really Give Me Any Excitement Except For The So Called Sex Scene Inside The Show Which I Saw Bae YongJun Banging Son YeJin. WAH LAU EH ! ! ! ! I ALSO WANT ! ! ! ! ! ! ! But To My View On This Kind Of Abit Boring Show, This Is Quite A Better Show Lor. It Doesn't Really Have Any Sad Part Which Didn't Really Jerk Any Tears Out From Me.

Monday, October 24, 2005

European Footballer Of The Year

Finally Sia. European Footballer Of The Year. Last Year It Was The Mighty Rossoneri's Andriy Shevchenko. Who Will Be This Year's Winner? Name List Below.

Adriano - Inter Milan
Michael Ballack - Bayern Munich
David Beckham - Real Madrid
Gianluigi Buffon - Juventus
Mauro Camoranesi - Juventus
Fabio Cannavaro - Juventus
Jamie Carragher - Liverpool
Petr Cech - Chelsea
Andriy Shevchenko - AC Milan
Gregory Coupet - Olympique Lyon
Cris - Olympique Lyon
Deco - Barcelona
Dida - AC Milan
Didier Drogba - Chelsea
Emerson - Juventus
Michael Essien - Olympique Lyon/Chelsea
Samuel Eto'o - Barcelona
Luis Figo - Real Madrid/Inter Milan
Diego Forlan - Villarrea
lLuis Garcia - Liverpool
Steven Gerrard - Liverpool
Thierry Henry - Arsenal
Zlatan Ibrahimovic - Juventus
Juninho - Olympique Lyon
Kaka - AC Milan
Frank Lampard - Chelsea
Roy Makaay - Bayern Munich
Claude Makelele - Chelsea
Paolo Maldini - AC Milan
Pavel Nedved - Juventus
Michael Owen - Real Madrid/Newcastle United
Park Ji-sung - PSV Eindhoven/ManchesterUnited
Andrea Pirlo - AC Milan
Raul - Real Madrid
Juan Roman Riquelme - Villarreal
Arjen Robben - Chelsea
Roberto Carlos - Real Madrid
Robinho - Real Madrid
Ronaldinho - Barcelona
Ronaldo - Real Madrid
Cristiano Ronaldo - Manchester United
Wayne Rooney - Manchester United
John Terry - Chelsea
Lilian Thuram - Juventus
David Trezeguet - Juventus
Marc Van Bommel - PSV Eindhoven/Barcelona
Ruud Van Nistelrooy - Manchester United
Patrick Vieira - Arsenal/Juventus
Xavi - Barcelona
Zinedine Zidane - Real Madrid

April Snow Outing

Finally Sia, Going To Watch April Snow With James Tomorrow At Plaza Singapura, Hope Nothing Crops Up Den Become Watch Alone. Hope Watch Halfway Wun Have Dunno Wat Shit Fire Like The Batman.

Anyway I'll Be Back With A Review Of April Snow After I've Watched It. HO SAE LAH ! ! ! ! !

Thursday, October 20, 2005

A Bad Last Day Of Work

Finally It's My Last Day Of Work At Suntec's Hobby Point. After Working For Like 1 Month There, Actually I'm Kinda Able To Handle The Work There Already. I'm Also Have Been Put In Charge Of The Shop For Like 3 Times In The Month. Surprisingly The Boss Can Trust Me And Put Me To Take Care Of The Whole Shop Only After Like Around 1 Month Bah. This Shows That I Got Potential.

But Anyway I Also Tell Them I Dun Wanna Work Liao. That's Because Of The Low Pay Which I've Said Earlier Which Is Only $1050 And With That Kinda Tedious Working Hours I've Not Been Able To Watch My Most Anticipated Show Of The Month, " April Snow". Anyway James Said He Will Watch With Me Next Week, Hope Nothing Crops Up.

At The End Of The Day, The Boss Say If I've Continue Working, He Will Put Me In Charge Of Their New Shop At Century Square. Wah Lau Eh, Siao Boh! ! ! Century Square Is At Tampines Leh. Lim Bei Live At Tiong Bahru Leh. Ask Me Everyday Go Tampines To Work. Somemore The Working Hours There Is 11am - 9pm Leh. One More Hour Leh. Siao Boh. So I Say Mai Lah. I Rather Go And Find Other Jobs, Too Bad The LanShop Job Kena Taken Away Liao. Hope That Cockster Quit Den I Faster Chiong For The Job.

Anyway The Last Day I Still Kena Those Super Ultra Unreasonable Customer. She Play The Machine Den The Machine Jam Den She Push The Blame To Me. Making Alot Of Noise When There Is Alot Of Customers. Wah Lau Eh, The Machine Also Not My One, Make So Much Noise Also No Use Mah. Somemore Still Ask Me Call The Boss Cuz She Wanna Complain To The Boss. Complain Lor, I Also Last Day Liao. Scared What Sia. Anyway That's Juz A Small Problem Lah, Nothing Much. But My Last Day Abit Bored Also Cuz Not Much Customers Mah. So Now I'm Gonna Hunt For A New Job Again. See Whether My Pay Can Tahan Until I Find A Better Job Or Not Lor.

And From My Previous Post Everybody Should Have Know That I'm Being Rejected By The Person I Like Liao. Rejected Out To Out. No Chance Means No Chance Liao. So Now What Should I Do? Get On With Life Lah. Reject Liao Still Can Be Frenz What, Still Can Go Out What. Nothing Special Mah, Only That Those Few Days Abit Sad Lah. Sad Also Lydat Mah, Also Must Find Work, Also Must Earn Money. Anyway Still Can Stay As Frenz Is Good Enough Bah. Mouth Say This But Mind Dun Think Like This Lah. I'm Juz Talking Cock Only.

Anyway I've Nothing Much To Write About Liao. Thinking Mostly The Next Post Should Be About "April Snow" Bah. Hope Can Watch "April Snow" Bah. Waiting For A Damm Long Time Liao. If Really Bo Bian Den I'll Go To Cineleisure And Watch Myself Like That Time When I Go And Watch " A Moment To Remember" Dat Time Lor.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Summary Of The Week

Finally Our Planned KTV Outing Have Finally Come. Me, Nili, Eddy, Yean, Linda And Wanlin Are The Only Ones Who Went To It. 6 Should Be Enuf Liao Bah. Go KTV Dun Need Too Many People Arbo Dun Get To Sing.

Nili Although Have A Sore Throat Still Sing Damm Nice Lor. Sibei Power ! ! ! Really Is Potential Sia ! ! ! ! ! ! Must Ask Her Sign Up For "Project Superstar" Next Year. But Abit Paiseh Leh. The Whole Nite Like My Super Concert Lydat. Got Half The Time Can Hear My Voice. Boh Bian, I Too Power Liao. Got People Say I Sing Like Huang Yi Da. =X

Juz Joking, Dun Say I Buay Paiseh.

Anyway, I'm Damm Suay Lor. I Quit This Job Because Wanna Look For Other Jobs Like The Gameshop, Who Knows The Job Kena Taken Up Liao. Damm Suay Sia. Means After Thr 19th Of October. I'll Need To Stay Jobless For A While Liao. No Income Again. Sibei Suay. Knn.

And I Dunno Whether I Should Say This On My Blog Or Not But I'm Being Rejected By The Person I've Liked For Quite A Long Time Already. No Name Will Be Mentioned Here As Those Who Knows Me And Are Close To Me Should Know Who She Is. And If Any Of You Are Leaving Comments Please Don't Mention Her Name, Thx.

Anyway Maybe My Timing Is Wrong Or Maybe I Dun Even Stand A Chance Since Last Time. Juz My Own Stupid Thinking. But Anyway, I Will Still Continue To Show Care And Concern To Her Whenever I Can. Who Knows Anytime In The Future, She May Be Touched. Although It's Abit Of My Wishful Thinking Lah, But I Still Hope It Will Happen Coz I Really Like Her Alot.

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Finally A Good Planning

Finally Me And Nili's Long Time Planning Is Going Smoothly Liao. It's Tomorrow !
KTV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WUHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
DUN PRAY PRAY HOR !!!!!
5566 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Does Everybody Agree With This ? ? ? ? ?

I Was Talking To Frenz Today Den We Suddenly Talked About This. And Most Of Us Quite Agree With This.


男人不坏,女人不爱.

Sorry For My Frenz Who Doesn't Understand Chinese. This Means If You're Not A Bad Guy, No Gers Will Like ( Direct Translation From Chinese )

Somehow Most Of Us Agree On This Because Being With A 坏男人 Will Seems To Be More Exciting And Fun Rather Den Being With A Good Guy Which Is Boring. But The Main Thing Is Most 坏男人 Are Rich. If You're Not Rich, How Can You Be A 坏男人. Actually Got Nothing Much To Talk About This Topic. Any Of You Can Leave Some Comments. Thx.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Looking For New Job

Finally My Boss Has Decided To Let Me Go. BUT ! It's Still 2 Weeks Later Cuz They Still Can't Find A Replacement For Me. 3 Or 4 People Came For Interview Liao But They Still Wanna Pick And Choose. I Think They Wanna Squeeze Me Dry Till My Last Day. Now I Only Hope That The E-Games Until 19th Haven Hire People Den I Can Chiong Down For Interview.

That's All For Today. Nothing Much To Say.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

My Boss Going To Let Me Go ? ? ? ? ?

Today I Spoke To My Boss About Me Having A New Job Already. My Boss Say He Needs Around 2 Days To Discuss With His Wife Too. Coz They Have Interviewed 2 People Liao. See Whether Are They Suitable For The Job Or Not Lor.

I Dunno Whether If Lydat They Will Forfeit My Pay Or Not Lor. But Anyway The E-Games Is Definitely Better Den Dat Cock Shop Lor. The Most I Lugi $200 Plus But Change For A Better Working Environment.

Hmmm, See How It Goes Bah. Will Be Updating About This Shit Again.

What Should I Do

Oh Man ! Today I Went To Cineleisure's E-Games For An Interview Coz I Really Abit Buay Tahan My Job Liao. Tell Me Which Job Should I Choose ? Guys Give Me Comments Please ! ! !

Current Job : Hobby Point
Working Hours : 12pm - 9pm Daily
Offdays : Any Weekday Of The Week. No Weekends. Weekends Is A Must Work.
Pay : $1050 + Commission
Job : Sales But Must Have Knowledge On Model Kits Like Gundams, Tamiya And Military Models. Gashapeon Also Must Know.

Next Job : E-Games Interactive
Working Hrs : 12pm - 10pm ( Sunday To Thursday ), 12pm - 12am ( Fri & Sat ), But For Fri And Sat Is Shift Job. Means Either You Start Work From 12pm - Either 9pm Or 10pm Or Start Work At Maybe 2pm or 3pm To 12am.
Offdays : One Weekday And One Weekend ( 5 Day Week )
Pay : $1200 ( Dunno Got Commission Or Not )
Job : Knowledge On PC Hardware And Trouble Shooting. Knowledge On Console Games Like X-Box, PS2 And Gamecube. It's A LAN Shop ALso.

HOW HOW ! ! ! ! ! I WANNA WORK THERE BUT MY WORKPLACE NEEDS ME TO GIVE 2 WEEKS NOTICE FOR QUITTING AND THE E-GAMES WANTS TO BE ABLE TO WORK IMMEDIATELY ! ! ! ! If I Dun Give 2 Weeks Notice, My Pay Will Be Forfeited. HOW SIA ! ! ! ! If I Quit Den 2 Weeks They Hire People Liao Den I Gone Leh. Become Jobless Liao. What Should I Do Sia ! ! ! ! !

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Third Day At Work

Posted Back To Suntec Again. Today I'm Tagteaming With My Big Boss. At First I Was Like, " Wah Lau Eh, Tell Her I Wanna Quit Liao Lah Since She's Here Already." Den Suddenly She Ask Me Whether How Or Not, Can Or Not. Den I Answer Her Say Ok Lah, Still Alright. Den She Suddenly Say, " Erm, If You Not Used To It, You Must Give Me 2 Weeks Of Notice Before You Can Quit." Den I Was Like Blur, How Come She Know I Wanna Quit. Den I Say Ok Lor.

This Is My Conversation With My Boss :

Chang : Erm, Actually When I'm Working Here. I'm Still Finding A Job
Boss : Huh~~~~ This Means Actually You're Not Going To Work For Long Here?
Chang : Erm, Maybe Bah. Coz Actually This Job I Don't Find It Suitable For Me Leh. Abit Boring Leh.
Boss : Maybe Starting Is Lydat One, Slowly Slowly Maybe You'll Get Used To It Liao.
Chang : Hmmm, See How Lor. I'll Still Continue To Work First Lor.
Boss : Since If Lydat, Means I Don't Think I'll Put You At The Tampines Branch.
Chang : Orr, Ok.

Siao Boh, I Like At Tiong Bahru Leh. Ask me Go Suntec I Already Err Err Err Liao Leh. Somemore Say Wanna Put Me At Tampines. Siao Boh. Tampines So God Damm Freaking Far. 9pm Knock Off I Tink I 10pm Plus Den Reach Home Leh. After That Our Conversation Continues :

Boss : Actually You're Quite Good Because You Know Abit About Models. At Least Know Abit. Mostly You Fix What?
Chang : Gundam Lor. But I Seldom Paint And Sand. I Mostly Only Draw Outline Coz I'm Lazy.
Boss : Actually You Learn Quite Fast, Is See Whether You Wanna Learn Or Not Only.
Chang : I'll Try Bah.
Boss : Ok Lor, Maybe You'll Just Continue To Work And See How Bah. If You Really Not Used To It Must Gimme 2 Weeks Of Notice First. After The 2 Weeks I'll Calculate Your Salary Out And Give You Your Deserved Pay.
Chang : Orrr, Ok. I'll Definitely Tell You But In The Meantime I'll Just Continue First.

Hmmm, Now I'm Considering Whether To Continue To Work Or Quit Leh. But If Quit Den No Job And No Money Leh. So I Think I'll Continue To Look For Job And At The Meantime Continue To Work There Lor. Actually The Job Is Ok Lah. The Problem Is Abit Boring, Dun Really Get To Sit And Of Course Post Me To Tampines. HUH~~~~~~~~ WHY CANNOT CONTINUE SUNTEC AND MUST ASK ME GO TAMPINES ! ! ! ! So I'll Slowly Think And See How Bah. But They Got Tell Me Say If Post Me To Tampines I'll Get A Pay Increase.

Haiz.......... Now Stress Again. Dunno Wanna Choose What. Somemore When I Go There I Feel Like Smoking Liao. Dun Tell Me My Quit Smoking Campaign Going To Fail Again. I NEED TO DE-STRESS ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Now I Know Why ZR Gf Say Stress Wanna Go KTV Liao. Now I Know Why Liao.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Second Day At Work

Was Posted To Tiong Bahru Plaza's Branch For The Day. At First I Was Thinking, " Wah Lau Eh, Ho Sae Liao. 12pm - 8pm Nia And Somemore Walking Distance. Can Save Train Money Also." When I Reach There, WAH LAU EH. Both The Boss And The In-Charge Also There. At First I Was Thinking, " Ok Lah, The Boss Are Quite Good."

After Awhile, Sian Leh. Was Starting To Get More And More Bored. Coz It's At The 5th Floor So There Wasn't Much Customers Around. And I Don't Really Have Much Things To Talk To The In-Charge There Cuz We Don't Have Much In Common. Somemore We Got Abit Of Generation Gap. So When There Is No Customers, The Shop Is Just Like A Fucking Ghost Shop. Somemore I Whole Day Didn't Get To Sit. Even Eat Dinner Also Standing One. Knn, Sibei Tired. Work For 2 Days Both Don't Really Get To Sit.

After Much Thinking, I'm Feeling That I Wanna Quit Liao. Den I Ask A Few Of My Frenz Lah. All Also Ask Me To Quit. Wah Lau Eh, 1 Week Work 6 Days. Weekends No Off, Must Work. Den My Pay Only $1050, After Deduct CPF Left $800 Plus Nia. Simi Lan Jiao. Sibei Boh Hua Leh. So I Tink I Wanna Quit Lah. But I Will Go Find A New Job First Before I Quit. But I Also Abit Paiseh To Say I Don't Wanna Work Liao Coz I Only Started Working For 2 Days Nia Leh. Dunno How To Say Leh.

Haizzzzz, Tml Still Must Go To Work. Lydat I Got Money Also No Life To Sian My Dreamger Liao. Damm Tired, My Legs Are Aching. From 12pm Till Knockoff Didn't Get To Sit. Anything I'll Update Again.

First Day Of Work

Went To Suntec City's Hobby Point For My First Day Of Work. When I Went There, He Ask Me To Get Used To The Place And Take A Look Around To Be Familiar With What Models Placed At Where And This And That. After That He Tell Me All The Prices Of The Paints, TopCoats, UnderCoats. Then After That He Teach Me How To Use The Cashier, Nets And The Credit Card Machine. I'm Quite Surprised That He Teach Me How To Use The Cashier And Let Me Touch The Cashier Also. Mostly First Day People Don't Let Newcomers Touch The Cashier.

Starting Is Sibei Jialat, From 12pm To 2pm. Knn, The Place Don't Have People One. I Think Only Got Ghost Nia, Quiet Until Like Fuck. Lydat Still Nvm, The Fucking Shop Boh Radio One. Wah Lau Eh. Boh Radio, Boh mp3, Boh CD Player. Simi Lan Jiao Also Dun Have. Can Go Crazy Leh. But The In-Charge Is Quite A Nice Guy Lah. Can Talk Talk. But He's Abit Soft-Spoken Lor. But He's Damm Power In Fixing Models And Spraying Paint. He Say That Time I Blur. Damm Power.

After That At Around 9pm Which Is My KnockOff Time. I Went To Clementi And Met Up Zhenrong And Eddy For Supper. Damm Hungry Coz Suntec Food Expensive, Must Save Money. Haven Get First Pay Yet Leh. Must Save First Until Get First Pay Den Got Money. Den We Meet Up And Talk Cock For A While Coz Eddy Also ORDing Soon Liao. He Now Finding Job Also. Finally All Of Us Reaching The Stage Of Working And Not Slacking Liao. It's Another Stage Of Our Life Liao. Farewell To The Slacking Life.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

So Called Last Outing Before I Start Work

Went To Mohammad Sultan To Watch Soccer With Lionel. Went To Bar-Celona To Watch Birmingham Vs Liverpool. Please Read Properly, It's Bar-Celona And Not Barcelona. Starting We Watched The Match, We Were Kind Of Getting Quite Bored Of The Match. Nothing Exciting, Just Passing Here And There. And Birmingham Is Like In The Upper Hand. Den We Talk Cock Also.

Den When The 2nd Half Started, The Match Got More Exciting Liao. Liverpool Was Like Chionging More Liao And Not Dunno Playing What Lan Jiao Shit. Den Suddenly Luis Garcia Scored ! ! ! ! ! You Can See That Almost All The People Watching There Supports Liverpool And Not Birmingham. Coz When Luis Garcia Scores, The GOAL ! ! ! ! ! Was Damm Loud. Den It was Like Ho Sae Liao. Finally A Win For The European Champions. Den Suddenly An Own Goal By Stephen Warnock Gives Birmingham The Equaliser. Lydat Still Nvm, After Awhile, Walter Pandiani Scores. Den You Can Hear Alot People Which Plus Me Also Shouting "SIMI LAN JIAO ! ", "WHAT THE FUCK !". Den After Dat Was Like Gone Liao. Dat's It For Liverpool. but Who Knows Liverpool Was Given A Penalty And Djbrill Cisse Scores To Give Liverpool The Equaliser. Den After That Liverpool Got 2 Shots Cleared Off The Line By Birmingham. This Is What I Call SUAY ! After That The Match Ended In A 2 - 2 Draw.

After That We Decided To Go Orchard And Find Weihao AKA Pu Bor Hao Or Chee Hong Hao Because He Nv Go Watch Soccer With Us Because He Go Meet An Internet Friend Which Is A Za Bor. Den He Was Like A Fucking Clown. He's At HMV Waiting For His Net Fren From 8pm And When We Reached There It Was Like 10:20pm Liao. He's Still Sitting There Waiting. What The Fuck Sia ! ! ! I Told Him He Kena Li Siao By People Liao He Still Say He Wanna Wait. He Say He Tell The Ger He Will Wait Until 12 Midnite. Simi Lan Jiao ! ! ! ! This God Damm Fucker Must Be So Desperate For Gers Until Go Fucking Crazy Liao. Den After Dat We Finally Convinced Him To Go KTV With Us.

At First We Went To PartyWorld, But Must Wait Till 11pm So We Decided To Just Cross The Road Over To Cineleisure And Go K-Box Instead. Den That Pu Bor Hao Say Go 4th Storey One Coz He Wanna Go Talk To The Ger That We Know Last Time. ( Remember That Time I Say We Know A Ger From K-Box? That's The One ). Dat Fucker Is Really A Damm Chee Hong. Keep Wanna Go Talk To Her And Fuck Care Us. Lydat Nvm, When The Ger Came In To Ask Us Want Any FingerFood Or Not, Dat Fucker Go Order And Den In The End We Are The Ones Paying. Really Is A Fucking Chee Hong Bastard.

This Is The First Time I Went To KTV In A No Jay Song. All Of Us Never Sing Jay Chou Songs. As Usual Lah, I'm Always The One Who's Singing The 5566 Songs. Somemore K-Box Got Their New Song, [ 好久不见 ]. But They Dun Have [ 白色花漾 ]. Think Sooner Or Later Have Liao. Den Of Coz The Usual Songs Like [ 原点 ], [ 永不放弃 ], [ 守候 ], [ 我难过 ] And [ 存在 ]. Den After That, We Started To Sing Some Old Favourites Like [ 爱我的人和我爱的人 ] Which Is My All-Time Favourite. Everytime Go KTV Must Sing One. Still Got [ 当你孤单你会想起谁 ], [ 心有独钟 ] And [ 甘心替代你 ].

Den After Dat It's All The ZhangXinZhe Again. As I Said The Last Time, The Same Comments From My Frenz. Cannot Pull The Voice Still Whole Day Wanna Sing Zhang Xin Zhe. LAN JIAO LOR ! AS IF I CARE ! The Ones Suffering Are Them, Not Me What. I'm Enjoying ! ! ! ! ! WuHaHaHaHaHa ! ! ! ! ! Then Of Coz Sing HuangYiDa's Songs Like [ 臭男人 ], [ 那女孩对我说 ], [ 一秒的安慰 ], [ 专属密码 ] And [ 显微镜下的爱情 ]. But K-Box Dun Have Some Of The Songs That PartyWorld Have Like Sweety's [ 彩虹眼泪 ]. Both KTVs Also Dun Have Jay's [ 一路向北 ] Also.

After That At Around 1:30am We Left K-Box. Sian Sia. Thinking Of One More Day Need To Go Work Liao. And With That Kind Of Half-Fuck Working Hrs Of 12pm - 9pm, Next Time How To Jio Frenz To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh. Somemore One Week Only Got One Weekday Off And Weekend Must Work. Lydat Where Got Chance To Ask My All-Time Favourite Dreamger To Go Out Leh. Wah Lau Eh ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Things Not To Do When Having Sex

40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN

1) NOT KISSING FIRST. - Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the Ultimate form of foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. - Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING. - You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. - Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES. - Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them >>gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending >>they're a dogie toy isn't.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES. - Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY. - A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

8) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED. - Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT. - Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. - Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris. >

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK. - Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. - Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY. - Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA. - Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY. - You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay, elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY. - Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. - A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST. - When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool, she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD. - If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON. - Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. - It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. - You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. - Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. - Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. - Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. - Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. - In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. - Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let >>her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. - This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES. - When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. - Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a nono.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS. - There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. - If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.


34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. - Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES.- It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. - Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY. - It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. - You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER. - Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER. - Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Thing About Me

Saw It On Nili's Blog Den I Also Do Lah. Arbo All My Frenz Dunno Me. Knn. =X

List three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know :
  1. I'm Gay
  2. I Like Women That Are Like 2 - 3 Yrs Old Older Den Me
  3. I'm An ITE Student Which Doesn't Know How To Play Pool And Billard

7 Things That Scare Me :

  1. The Dark
  2. KA ZUA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  3. Flying KA ZUA ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  4. Looking Into The Mirror In The Dark
  5. No More Soccer In SCV
  6. Computer Spoil Den Must Reinstall ALL THE SHIT
  7. TV SPOIL

7 Things I Like The Most :

  1. 5566 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
  2. My Captain Tsubasa Comics
  3. My Super Robot Wars Collections
  4. Go KTV
  5. Go Drinking Until KO
  6. My Bao Bei PS2
  7. My Dreamger

7 Important Things In My Room :

  1. My Spiderman
  2. My Frog Pillow
  3. My PS2
  4. My Computer
  5. My PDA
  6. My SCV
  7. My Tv

7 Random Facts About Me

  1. 170cm
  2. Serious Problem Of jealousy
  3. Bad Tempered
  4. Someone Who Don't Dare To Speed
  5. Got A1 For My Maths
  6. Sibei Lazy
  7. Can Sleep For More Den 24hrs

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die :

  1. Earn Alot For My Family And Give Them A Good Life
  2. Go Japan ( It's Like A Dream To Me Coz Very Expensive )
  3. Can Sing Till Damm Nice
  4. Slim Down And Not Become Buikia
  5. Burn All My SRW Collection With Me
  6. Name My Kids ( If I Have Any Lah ) With 5566 Member Names Like, Huang XieZhi, Huang RenFu, Huang ShaoWei.
  7. Know How To Play Guitar And Bass.

7 Celeb Crushes [ Celeb Crushes ? Means Like Alot ? Can Put Guys ? I'm Gay ] :

  1. Son Ye-Jin [ Dreamger Look ]
  2. Sun Xie Zhi [ I'M GAY ! ! ! ]
  3. Matsu Takako [ Super Sweet Look ]
  4. Jia Jing Wen [ EYES BIG BIG ]
  5. Wang ShaoWei [ Love Him As Xu ZiQian ]
  6. The Long Hair Ger From Sweety [ Cute Looks But Dun Like The High Pitch Voice ]
  7. Zhang XinZhe [ I'll Definitely Fall In Love With Him Becoz Of His Singing Voice And Songs ]

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Farewell To My Freedom

Just Went To An Interview For A Job. Got The Job Already. Gonna Start Work Next Monday. Working At Hobby Point At Suntec 3rd Floor. Working Daily From 12pm - 9pm. 6 Day-Week. Can Choose An Off Day On A Weekday And Not A Weekend. Means My Saturday And Sunday Is No Freedom Day Liao.

The Salary Of The Job Is $1050 + Commission. Means My Take Home Pay Is Like Only $800+ Nia. Although It's Like Double Of My NS Pay Last Time But The Life Now Seems To Need More Cash Liao. I Wonder Whether This $800 Plus Is Enough For Me Or Not Leh. But The Boss Say Around After 3 months My Base Pay Will Increase To $1200. Den The Commission The Boss Say Mostly Is Minimum $100 Lor. He Say The Commission Is Based On The Sales Of The Branch For The Month And Not Personal Sales. He Say This Kinda Of Time Somemore Near School Holidays The Sales Will Go Up So The Commission Will Be Higher.So I Must Say Farewell To My Chionging Life Liao. Cannot Happy Happy Go Chiong,

Cannot Happy Happy Go Those 6pm KTV Singing Session Liao. But Still Got One Weekday Off Lah. But Weekend Lydat Kena Burn Away Liao. Haiz.......... Lydat How To Got Time Go Sian My Dreamger. Lydat Become Got Money No Time Liao. Wah Lau Eh. Aiya, But Now Think For My Wallet And Bank First Lah.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

KTV Nite Plus Devils Bar Nite

Brainless Idiot Who Guai Lan With The Referee Den Dio Sent Off

Had A Long Night On Wednesday. At First Met Up With Weihao At Somerset MRT Coz We Met Up To Go Orchard's PartyWorld. As Usual Lah. Johnston Is The Cockster Lah, He's FOREVER LATE. Everytime We Meetup, He's Never Early And Always Late. Dunno Why I Can Get To Know This Cockster Since Primary School. Guess This Is Fate Bah. He Will Be Late For At Least 30mins. Yesterday He Said Meet Up At 10pm But Den He 11pm Den Reach. U All Know Why Or Not, Coz He Say HP No Batt, Go Home Change Batt. Bloody Hell Sia. Cannot Bring Extra Batt Out Like Me Meh. Stupid Cockster.

After That We Went To Partyworld Together Coz I Got Those Free 4hr Coupon Mah, So Just Use It Lor. Just Like Everytime, We Sang The Usual Songs. But This Time Different, No Jay Songs, No Tong Hua And No 5566. Also Dunno Why. But We Sang Alot Of Zhang XinZhe. Becoz I Ki Siao. I Go In, I Press And Press And Press. So They Bo Bian, Must Sing With Me. And Say The Truth Lah, We Sang Like Killing Pigs. Becoz ZhangXinZhe Songs Damm Difficult To Sing. Normal Sing Already High Pitch Liao, Den His Songs The Chorus EVERYTIME PULL UNTIL SO HIGH ! Wah Lau Eh, Everytime Reach That Part, We Feel That If There's Anybody We Dun Know Listening To It. They'll Immediately Find Earplugs And Run Towards The Exit Using The Fastest Speed They Can.

The Best Thing Is Damm Cock Leh. Even Though We Use The Free 4Hr Coupon Which Means The Room Is Free. When Our Bill Come, It Still Hit $90! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! WHAT THE FUCK SIA ! ! ! Den When I Look At The Receipt, I Realise IT WAS ALL A GIMMICK ! ! ! ! Usually We Go For The Room Which Is $65 Which Consists Of 4 Drinks, Titbits And The Fruits. Den When I Look At The Bill, Wah Lau Eh. The Room There Put Free, But The Fruits Cost $13, Titbits Cost $7. We Ordered 5 Drinks Which Add Together Of $40. Den Because We Thought Room Free Den Should Be Quite Cheap Mah, Den We Ass Itchy Go And Order 1 Plate Of Nuggets Which Costs $8 And 2 Plate Of Fries Which Cost Together $8 Also. Den Plus Service Charges All Those, In The End Hit $90. If Lydat The Difference Is Not Much Lor. But Mostly Is Ourselves Lah, Ass Itchy Go Order So Many Thing.

After That The 3 Of Us Decided To Go To Devils Bar And Watch The Champions League Matches Coz Johnston Can Sign Us In Without Paying Any Entry Fees. When We Went In, WAH LAU ! SIBEI ZUAY ZA BOR ! BLURZ ! ! ! ! ! ! Den When I Went In, I Saw This Dam Damm Chio Ger Who Looks Abit Drunk Because Her Face Is Those Typically Blur Face Liao. Den Got 2 Guys Helped Her Out. If Those 2 Guys Are Not Her Frenz, I Tink Erm Dun Need To Say More Lah. Even If Those 2 Are Her Frenz, There's Not Guarantee Nothing Will Happen To Her Also Coz She's JUST DAMM CHIO ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Den After That Still Got Alot Of Gers Coming In And Out. Lucky We Chose The Correct Place To Sit Which We Can See EVERYBODY Walk Past Us. My Eyes Were So Busy Watching Both The Matches And The GERS ! ! ! HEH HEH HEH ! ! ! ! DAMM TIKO SIA ! ! ! !

We Stayed Till The Matches Ended And We Stayed To Watch The Highlights Of The Other Matches. At Around 6am, It Was Closing Time For Devils Bar And We Got Ready To Go Home Liao. Quite Shiok Also Coz Got Sing Until So Shiok, Watched Exciting Soccer Matches And OF COZ SAW ALOT OF ZA BORS ! ! ! ! ! ! Especially Dat Super Chio Ger ! The Best When No Midnite Charge When We Took Cab Home Coz It's Already Morning.

After That Reached Home Liao, Whole Body Smell Of Smoke. Although Last Time I'm A Smoker And No More Now Lah. By Right I Shouldn't Mind The Smoke Smell On My Body But It Was Juz TOO HEAVY Liao. When I Was Bathing At Home, I Juz Soak All The Clothes Inside A Pail Of Soap Water So That The Smell Wun Be So Heavy When Washing It. But The Smoke Smell Filled Up The Air Of The Toilet Which My Mom Kao Bei Kao Bu About It.

Ok Lah, That's About All Lah. Below I'll Post All The Scores Of The Matches On The Past 2 Champions League Days.

Wednesday

Arsenal 2 - 1 FC Thun
Benfica 1 - 0 Lilie
Villarreal 0 - 0 Man Utd
Udinese 3 - 0 Panathinakos
Brugge 1 - 2 Juventus
Rapid Vienna 0 - 1 Bayern Munich
Sparta Prague 1 - 1 Ajax
Werder Bremen 0 - 2 Barcelona

Tuesday

Milan 3 - 1 Fenerbache
Artmedia 0 - 1 Inter
Chelsea 1 - 0 Anderlecht
Lyon 3 - 0 Real Madrid
Oylmpiakos 1 - 3 Rosenborg
PSV 1 - 0 Shalke04
Rangers 3 - 2 Porto
Real Betis 1 - 2 Liverpool

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Initial D For The PSP



On My Goodness ! ! ! PSP Is Releasing Initial D Also. It's Just The Same As The Arcade Except It's The Portable Version. Somemore The PSP Version Can Play 2 Player. Not Like The PS2 Version Can Only Play One Player So Boring.
Wah Lau Eh, Sibei Tempted Liao. Dunno Wanna Buy PSP Or Not. Maybe The Initial D Not So Power. If PSP Come Out SRW. MAI TU LIAO ! CHIONG DOWN AND BUY LIAO !

Monday, September 12, 2005

Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children Released







This Are The Pictures Of Final Fantasy VII : Advent Children.
The Above Shown Is The Limited Edition. Pictures Taken From Gamescore.
You Dun See Lydat. This Thing Cost $500 + ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
But A Super Fan Will Pay Anything For These Superb Set Of Collection Of Final Fantasy Item.

Sunday, September 11, 2005

One More Chance



Went To Watch "One More Chance" With My Frenz On Saturday Night. The Show Talks Around 3 Guys, You Huang, Ah Hui And Ah Guang. 3 Of Them Are Convicts. They Are Imprisoned For Like 7 Or 10 Years. Can't Really Remember It.

Starting The Show Talks About Their Life In Prison. I Didn't Know Prison Now So High-Tech Nia. It's Not Those MetalCage Type Door Liao. It's Those Electrical Operated Slide Door. Then The Jail Room Looks So Nice One. Looks Even Better Than My Own Room. It Says About Their Life Inside And What They Do.

After That It Says When Their Released, The Changes In Their Life. Wu Huang Which Is Acted By Mark Lee, He Went Home. Starting It Was Alright For Him. The Daughter Kind Of Accepted Him And The Girlfriend Is Still With Him. But Actually The Girlfriend Already Had A Lover Outside Liao. There's Nothing Wrong By The Way Coz They Are Shotgun But Not Married Yet. Den After That, It Shows He's Like Being Pointed Fingers By Kids As He Was An Ex-Convict And The Kids Keep Making Fun Of His Daughter In School. After That, He Had Alot Of Difficulties In Finding A Job To Survive.

Ah Guang Which Is Acted By Chen JianBin, He Also Went Home With His Girlfriend. The Girlfriend Doesn't Mind Anything. But The Problem With Them Is Both Of Them Are Complusive Gamblers. Ah Guang Say He Decided To Quit Gambling Liao. But One Day, He Found Out That He Is Having Good Luck. So He Decided That Since He's Having Good Luck, He Should Go Try Out His Luck By Going To The Gambling Den. But Who Knows Once He Gamble He Cannot Stop And Owe Loansharks Money. In The End, Due To Alot Of Trouble, He Had To Go Back Again.

Ah Hui Who Is Acted By Hui Ge, Abit Jialat. He Go To Those Old Folks Home To Visit His Mom And Found Out That His Mom Had Cancer And Is Dying Soon. His Elder Brother Has Hit It Rich And Sever All Ties With Him. There Isn't Much To Talk About His Part.

After I Watch The Movie, What I Wanna Say Is That Yah, When We Hire People Or We See People Who Are Ex-Convicts, Surely We Will Like Increase Our Defence Against Them. This Is Human Nature. Like 2 Guys Come For An Interview In Your Company. One Of Them Is An Ex-Convict Who Maybe Have 10 Years Of Experience And Another Guy Is A Newbie Who Doesn't Have Any Experience. Say The Truth Lah, I'll Go For The Newbie Instead Of The Ex-Convict. Reason? Because He In An Ex-Convict And Nothing Else.

Sometimes When We See Those Ex-Convicts Go Back To Jail Again, We Will Say That Those People After Coming Out, They Still Don't Change And Still Make The Same Mistakes And Ending Up Going Back To Jail Again. We Shouldn't Say This Because Why Would They Do All These Again? It's Because Of US! It's Not That They Don't Wanna Change. It's The Society Outside Which Doesn't Give Them A Chance Which In The End Forces Them To Do The Things That They Did Last Time In Order To Survive. We Shouldn't Use That Kinda View To Look At Them. Not All Ex-Convicts Commited Serious Crimes Like Robbing, Murder, Arson Or Raping Rite. Some Of Them Maybe Are Caught For Not So Serious Things Like Stealing, Got Into Fights Or Sometimes More Suay, Those Freaking Matas Never Go Investigate Properly Then Catch Wrong Person.

So What I Think Is That, Everybody Should Be Given A Chance. Once Their Released, They Should Be Treated Equal And Should Be Given A New Life. We Shouldn't Treat Them Differently. Although I'm Saying This, but I Doubt I'm Able To Do It Also. So Actually Like I've Said Before, It's The Society Outside Which Is Killing Us, And Not Us Killing Ourselves. I Recommend All Singaporeans To Go Watch This Movie Because In My View. Almost All Singaporeans Are Damm Chee Bye Bastards Who All Have "DogEyes".

So If An Ex-Convict Who Has Changed And Realise His Mistake Already. Seriously I Don't Mind Being A Friend Of Him Or Hiring Someone Who Is An Ex-Convict.